The Sun today on the maybe housemates...
*one has
*one has been unemployed for 21 years (member of royal family perhaps?)
*pal of Prince Harry (this is the one I want in. I need some posh prats in the house)
*a knitter (weirdo)
*a mum (shock horror is it claz or trin?)
*gay barman (OMG I may faint in shock)
*bagpipe player (umm)
*hamster man (man with hamster)
*someone who has been celibate for 7 years (or SEVEN years as those studs at the sun say)
etc etc ETC. I would like at least one or two women who aren't a porn star/page 3/whatever type and a posh person please. If they are as good as Craig/Derek/Kemal/Makosi I'll be h.a.p.p.y. A quick eww at Kemal and Kinga kissing on that BB programme yesterday btw.
2 comments:
oi, there's nowt weird about knitting. I'll 'ave the Knitwear Army on ya! http://www.knitweararmy.co.uk/
(yes I am a member)
tsk tis a little joke
*hides*
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