Brandon Block alert

I see he's been snuck into the Celeb Scissorhands cast, excellent news. There are far too many reality tv things on tonight - Strictly, Runway, America's next top and Scissorhands... grr.

Excellent X Factor result smug Daniel out and some mad songs - build me up buttercup and stayin alive... what the feck? and Strictly slight spoiler............................... interesting bottom two on Strictly I read on the net... mwahahahahaha.

Poor Leon

Who the hell chose that for him? Odd. Predictably after hating Same Difference I now love them, I'm all for a Steps revival at any time. I hope all the kiddies who like High School Musical vote for them. My fave bit was when Dermot kissed the bloke. Anyway Same Difference for Eurovision please.

How could you not like a man like this?

Ok I hated him the first (and second and third) time I saw him but at least he is different from the others. From The Mirror

He goes around in a black balaclava when he's about to perform, like something from the IRA, so he doesn't catch a cold."

I hope Rhydian doesn't go out of the X Factor tonight he needs to stay for amusement.

Michael Barry says: "Rhydian told me they sent him an email telling him to arrive between 11am and 12pm - and sent everyone else one that said to arrive at 10am. Then they show him being told off for arriving late. It's a nasty way to treat a talented young man."

That makes me laugh the thought they told Rhydian a different time so they could film him being late and arrogant.

Oh for fecks sake

Been waiting for Project Runway to be on for two weeks on Sky 3... When is it on? When Strictly and the X Factor are on the other sides tomorrow... ARGH! I have already read the results for Strictly (the BBC will get what is coming to them one day for messing with the Strictly format/Sunday results/Saturday recording) and the X Factor on Digi Spy but I still have to watch/record them. I think Project is repeated... Sigh...

Dicky and Dolly (and Liam)

Liam looking like he is glad he was on BB this year and not a previous one...

I'm disappointed tonight that I have seen no one (Peter Brame) on X Factor from Fame Academy as rumoured. Nice to see that Ricardo is still being employed on shampoo ads though. They should get him on Celeb Scissorhands.

Brian fired (not quite) Louis hired

Louis Walsh is back on the X Factor? After all that fuss about him got rid of? Brian Friedman is going to

become the show's creative director, coaching contestants in choreography and styling

according to bbc news.

So we're back to the Louis and Sharon show... grrreat. Of course this may all change in the next few days as Simon Cowell gets bored of Louis again.

We are thrilled to have Louis back to the X Factor," said Paul Jackson, ITV's Director of Entertainment and Comedy. Viewers will see the story unfold on screen when the series returns later in the year.

I can see it now, Simon looking sad and saying 'we've made a terrible mistake' just like he did with Ray on last years XF and those replacement acts on Britain's got talent.

In other news... BB was funny last night with Nicky and Charley competing over who could dress more slutty around Liam and this was after Liam saying he liked more aloof women. Michelle Bass would be more aloof compared to those two.

The new presenter of the X Factor

And allegedly still carrying on with BBLB.

Poor Kate

From the beeb.

Music mogul Louis Walsh will no longer act as a judge in the next series of The X Factor, ITV has announced.

The Irishman will continue to manage acts off-screen, while two new judges will join regulars Simon Cowell and Sharon Osbourne.

The show's host Kate Thornton is also being replaced and is moving on to present new programmes with ITV. A new category will be introduced to the show's revamped format, while the age limit will also be lowered.

I'd be happier if Ben Shepard was leaving the ITV2 show. I don't really get the Kate hate, it's not like she's Davina or someone bad like that. I hope the new person won't be Cat or Fern.

A big urgh at the age limit being lowered. Hideous fourteen year olds? No ta.

Ex factor ho ho

I'm looking forward to the X Factor final tonight to see just how rubbish and long drawn out it is possible to make a programme. Hopefully Take That will be singing with Leona and rubbish Westlife with rubbish Ray.

I am happy that Strictly's final is next week so no big clash (I'd always choose Strictly over XF though).

On another note Unanimous finally limped to an end with Sian ('young Mum') grabbing the hundred thousand and a bit that was left.

The winner

Ha ha Matt won. I'm happy about that result. No Phina at the final and Faith back in Britain being annoying on the extra shows. Toby desperately trying to get into shot at the end, an arm around Matt and Myleene just to be safe. I thought Jason's last trial was horrible, Matt's pointless and Myleene's good, you can never have enough cheesy pop on tv. I still can't believe she is 9 stone though, did I hear that right on the scale day? She's much thinner than the HearSay days and she wasn't big then.

No Eton Road tonight. BAD X Factor. They would of been good for Barry Manilow week! Hopefully Ray will go or smug Ben...

All the news!

First, Kelly's out

Kelly Osbourne is to be axed from ITV2's I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here Now! spin-off show.

The 22-year-old has apparently failed to impress producers with her diva-like demands on set and "wooden" on-screen performance.

The news comes just days after comic Brendan Burns was ditched by bosses.

I read (didn't see it last night) Jeff Brazier is the new emergency itv2 co presenter in Oz. Is that it? Jeff Brazier on his own now? I'm loving all this swapping presenters itv2 malarky it's more entertaining than any of the show.

Bottom two traumas

FFS Eton Road and Robert in the bottom two on the X Factor what a bizarro world it is with the Maccy D's and Ray having people actually spend money to vote for them to stay in. I'm glad Eton Road got to stay but poor Robert. I'm still hoping for an actual Eton Road career outside of the X Factor. Anthony is in the notw in a story which explains the extreme thinness of the auditions and bootcamp stages.

Darren Bennett (and Emma) in the bottom two on SCD I think the voters must be sick of some of the judges Spice worship. Schmeichel (and Erin) out, I liked the shot of his son last week in pain at his Dad's dancing.

In IACGMOOH news Jan is in a tabloid wife swap shocker!!!!!!!! Ahem. In the sunday mirror.

Celebrity star Jan Leeming ditched her husband to wed a Red Arrows flying ace in a real-life wife-swap.

In a bizarre twist, the husband she walked out on then married the RAF pilot’s wife.

In an exclusive interview, he said: “I wasn’t exactly a happy bunny.

That's not bizarre. I repeat, people voting for the Macs and Ray in X Factor is bizarre...

How very dare they

Call Brendan a Z lister.

HAS Abi Tit - muss lost her mind? The nurse-turned-wannabe actress pulled out of I'm A Celebrity days before she was due to jet to Australia...after becoming besotted with Come Dancing star Brendan Cole.

I wished she was on IACGMOOH I'm not loving the list that are on and I don't expect David Gest to last very long... I'm not sure I want to see him anyway. I don't like Matt Willis either and I will not change my mind (I might).

On to the weekend...

The wrong Ray went out of reality tv land. Ray SCD not Ray XF. Nikitti's out of X Factor even though people had a chance to kick out annoying Ray. Idiots. I don't believe for a second Simon Cowell was ever going to kick out Ray. The SCD Ray going I blame entirely on reports he is dating Elle McPherson, I'm not voting for someone who's dating a supermodel. Ok I'm not voting at all but especially not for that.

Jen is still in make me a supermodel HA HA HA.

Dear BBC

Well done on the swearing on the Celebrity Scissorhands live daytime feed it's just like having Big Brother back. So far today Rowetta has given a woman a mans haircut, some naked bloke had his haircut and an annoying Scouse man was complaining about his. The first show with Alex Zane was pretty rubbish but I like the live streaming (press red and all that and it's on the net I think).

Elsewhere in busy busy reality land

Jen survived in the increasingly annoying Make Me A Supermodel. ARGH that Waz I swear he is worse than Sezer.

Ashley went out of the X Factor (the curse of Rosie Ribbons and winner takes it all).

Anton (and Jan) went from Strictly Come Dancing. Poor Anton.

It's a shame about Ray

That he hasn't gone of course. I was quite excited about someone from Brookside being on the 'x factor' but that has definitely worn off. Two women out in the shock! (not) double eviction Dionne and Kerrie and Ashley in the bottom three (ha ha serves him right for forgetting his words). I like Leona but not as much as I like the fact that next week is ABBA WEEK! WOO! Eton Rd were rubbish I hate mack the knife.

Over on 'strictly come dancing' her from Casualty and her abusive dancing partner went. SCD should have an ABBA WEEK! WOO! as well.

Unanimous

I wonder if this will be total rubbish? I forgot it was on! Now if I can't remember a reality show where someone can win a million is on then who will?

I'm more bothered if James gets kicked out of sooperdooper model tonight. Waz be gone. Please.

If I can have one wish this weekend it is Ray to get thrown out of x factor on big band week. That would be good. I hope the rumour of two going is true (that's right I want rid of both of the McDonald Bros ha).

Ridicule is nothing to be scared of

Except on reality tv. Ho ho. Adam Ant to appear on 'Celebrity Big Brother'? At last I may be able to spy on Adam Ant 24 hours a day my 12 year old self would be happy. But then is reality tv a place for 'troubled' people? I think not.

It's the weekend that means me glued to reality tv

SCD - Spoony out hurrah. Well done to judge Bruno Tonioli for saying 'the hills are alive with the sound of bullshit' before 6pm. That was the best bit. I love Bruno.

X Factor - 4sure out boo. I hate Ben. I hate Ben. I hate Ben.

On X Factor Aftermath (it's a show!) when Ben appeared they played Creep hahaha I was very happy about that. Sunday Mirror blah blah Ben sex addict blah...

Anna's suspicions were confirmed when she found love notes from Siobhan to Ben, calling herself his "beautiful Princess Mermaid of the sea".

Eww.

On make me a sooperdooper model they rather cruelly got rid of Jono aka mini Russell from Big Brothers Big Mouth. James is my fave though I liked him in his Asda uniform on the first show.

Bad night in reality land

Oh noooooooooo. Ian Waite and Mica Paris kicked off SCD shocker! I'm upset. And The Unconventionals kicked off X Factor, what a rubbish night.

People who should of been kicked off -

SCD- Woman from Casualty I've never heard of, partnered by new dancer.

X Factor - Long haired posho Ben. I know he'll probably win so it's good to get my hatred of him out from the start. Also Ray and McDonald Bros and other BOYS who were never going to go first as they are BOYS.

I liked Eton Road I'm not sure why apart from the weirdness of 3 boyband boys and one emo boy. I'm very worried about Anthony he's too thin and looks vunerable. I expect an 'X Factor runied my life' story in 6 months.

The X Factor finalists

16-24s (Simon Cowell)
Ashley
Leonna
Nikitta
Ray

The Groups (Louis Walsh)
4Sure
Eton Road
The MacDonald Brothers
The Unconventionals

Over 25s (Sharon Osbourne)
Ben
Dionne
Kerry
Robert

Our Anthony from Brookside and The Unconventionals are through. I don't think much of Sharon's group, she didn't choose Jonathan I thought he'd go on to the live bit. There really isn't anyone who seems that good. Eton Road should be amusing in the live shows I'm a bit scared of how very thin one of them is. Also scary the 16 year old Shaun who seemed anxious and oddly aggressive, when they filmed him at home his mother had exactly the same voice which made me laugh. He didn't get in thankfully.

Jamie Tinkler go home

I feel a bit sorry for Jamie Tinkler he's always auditioning for these programmes and now he seemed to be in a semi decent boyband (but no one likes boybands anymore) but then ooh we didn't know we had to tell the X factor bosses we were being managed by Ashley Tabor. That's Ashley Tabor who is on the X Factor credits...Ashley Tabor who appeared on the Xtra Factor quite a bit helping (practically managing) the Louis Walsh acts... Hmph!

Anyway double X Factor tonight we shall see if our Anthony from Brookside gets through to the live stage. I hope the Unconventionals get through I think it will amusing...then annoying in a G4 style.

I'm looking forward to SCD Even better a bloke is being kicked out tonight (then a woman next week) as long as it's not Matt the rugby or cricket bloke as he is dancing with The Lovely Lilia.

You don't say

Love Island Gascoigne furious with "horrible" Calum

He treated me like a princess. And then he just sh*gged me and f***ed off. I feel completely used by him. He's just a horrible womaniser who only cares about himself.

Umm he's Calum Best that's what he does isn't it? I think anyone who sleeps with Calum Best etc have had enough warning about what they do from the tabloids. You'd think so anyway.

X Factor double bill tonight. Boot camp. At last. Thank god no more auditions.