Thursday, April 03, 2008
As for the great Jenny - Lucinda fracas, it's very hard to work out from the edit who is really the nutter here, quite possibly both (or neither - unlikely but possible). So far I'm not liking any of them much, except possibly Simon for his experience of washing pants under fire. But I think he blew his chances of winning by saying he was the NCO to Raef's officer.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Obv Nicholas needed to get fired for being a pretentious arse and for slagging off oiks, football and salesmen in front of Sir A - I was surprised no-one on You're Fired picked up on his sneering references to salesmen. In a way it was a shame for him to go so early tho, hours more entertainment to be had from pointing and laffing at him. Oh and love those mirror shades, Nicholoas. They look particularly good in a tv studio. I was surprised he didn't walk on set of You're Fired to the strains of I fought the law1. Cos he clearly wasn't in it for the job.
Now you'll never know what it's like to work for Sir Alan...What's next for Nicholas de Lacy-Brown?
That's true, but I leave with a mixture of disappointment and relief. He and I are like chalk and cheese. I would feel very uncomfortable working under him. I'm far more comfortable being self employed, so my role as a barrister will be perfect.
I'm at an important point in my life, I begin pupillage, the next stage in my career as a barrister, in October, and I am showing 40 of my canvasses at my own art exhibition, to be held in Mayfair in May. I've created a special artwork called Nicholas in the Renaissance based on my experiences in The Apprentice.
Arse. Mind you Raef has fantastic tosser potential. Public schoolboy and former estate agent, what's not to hate? Tis why I love the Apprentice, it's so cathartic. Oh and would someone tell Kevin's headmaster he's bunking off school to be on tv? Good luck to Margaret with her PhD in Papyrology. We :heart: Margaret.
Project Catwalk finished last week (at least for us poor freeviewers) and obv Jasper won being as he was the only one with a real talent. Bleurgh at the milking to death of the gayer winning his family's lurve thro fashion, tho. Hahahahaha to Chelsey who after all those weeks of bitching about Viv, couldn't get her collection finished on time (good on her for using some non-stick-thin models tho). Bring on the next season of Project Runway! (and bring back Julien for next year's Catwalk).
1. Alan Patridge/Radio 4 reference there for the teenagers
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Womenz - Kirstie Allsopp (bossy), Lisa Snowdon (modely) Clare Balding (excellent) Louise Redknapp (waggy) and Ann Summers chief Jacqueline Gold (she hates Katie Hopkins which is good enough for me.
From the BBC...
Each team will be given empty adjoining stores in London's West End and told to come up with names and stock them with items they think will make the most profit.Sounds like Wags Boutique (R.I.P).
On the American Celeb Apprentice last week they did QVC, always a good task. Piers Morgan still in.
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Sunday, February 03, 2008
Monday, January 28, 2008
Jimmy Carr's highjack was genius putting them in a line and not saying what order he's put them in was ace (it was height they thought it was greediness and lots of other random things).
And bye bye Dermot... his last BBLB tonight... I'm not looking forward to Davina coming back to the live shows. Urgh.
Good luck Amy and John! 1st and 2nd would be good either way.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Monday, January 14, 2008
Episode 1 challenge was to make an outfit from one of the other contestant's clothes. James was chucked off for making something rubbish. Random jottings on some of the others:
- Debbie - giving yourself a fancy name doesn't make you more interesting. And I know you're self taught but 2 minutes on google would've told you what a pattern block is. But also Note to Producers: well done for getting 13 people who can sew for this series, but it would've been nice to make sure they understood the rules too
- Anji - seems to be styling herself as Monika2. But there is only 1 Monika Rene
- Jules - oh what a simply fabulously witty fashion moment, getting your model to carry a jam jar because your initials spell jam. Dame Vivien herself could not have bettered it.
- Keko - sweetie, I was there in the 80s and your look didn't even work then. Mascara on the hair ffs
- Vic - obligatory 40-something mumsy one
- Ross - likes 'the finer things' but doesn't dress to match
- Chelsey - well yay for being a plus-size model but not-yay for slagging off your model's body shape because you couldn't manage to make your dress fit it properly
Thanks MzCougar for YouTubing episode 1 as I missed some (note to self: bring child's bedtime forward, before 7pm is not too early for an 8 year old to go to bed on a Sunday night after all).
Sunday, January 13, 2008
I'm also annoyed at all the boring random people rushing in and out of the house.
2. Peaches Geldof and other person dressed up - all the HMs totally ignored them at first HA HA!
3. Unamusing evicton petal man
4. 'SAS' actors...
5. BB8's Brian Belo today I don't mind him though.
Chris Moyles today urgh.
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Janet Street Porter today. Good. I'm a bit sick of male celebs now.
"We haven't got time to sort out what you look like," she added as the girls preened themselves for the cameras. "Oh my God, what do some of you look like? John, what have you come as, for God's sake?"Poor John.
"That's harsh," said John looking sheepish in his dressing gown, "I was just bigging you up."
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
But back to Jade according to the offish site Jade is going to be shown footage of other housemates being mean to her... gee that's a thing nice to do to Ms Weepy. Save Jade! Free Jade! Has anyone called her 'Jade Goody-Goody' yet? I quite like that.
And as for that Emilia saying Jade wasn't talented. Here is a quote for her
Jade is also an award winning dancer. She competed internationally in Artistic Gymnastics and won 3rd prize for most expressive floor routine.Third! Expressive! Floor things! I think that makes her Queen of the world myself.
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
Liam's 'orgy' talk what the feck... just shut up stop talking please.
Monday, January 07, 2008
I'm amused by Liam and his pants. He has bad pants but this doesn't stop him from modelling them around the house oh no. It is also disturbing as he looks 14. There is also a pic of him on his myspace in his pants. Eww.
A quick look on Heatworld and people are being nasty to Jade they want her out this makes me sad. Just because she is a beauty queen who cries a lot and pouts... let's not forget this woman was a child genius! Allegedly.
In other news I have watched the first US Celebrity Apprentice it was alright, has some woman who is the most infamous from the normal US apprentice on, she is in no way more annoying than Katie Hopkins they should of put her on instead. I don't know who many of them are but Gene Simmons is on it so all is good.
Why is Dancing On Ice going to be on a Sunday? I already have Top Model and Runway to record that day. Talking of Top Model I see Elyse from series one is in a bit of bother. Elyse v the Christians is one of the best TM bits.
Meanwhile I am happily waiting to be sucked into the new series of Project Catwalk, which starts tonight on SkyOne, I'm hoping it will be repeated soon for us poor deprived freeviewers (maybe on Sunday nights in the old Project Runway slot?)
edit - yup Sundays at 7pm on Sky3, I'll be there (unlike where I was for the Project Runway finale, cursed in-laws)
Friday, January 04, 2008
Telling the racing driver (could only be called Jeremy) he looked like Harry Potter, telling John to say 'cake' randomly and to say he could do whatever they could do, 'I can dance'. Best was 'I wrote the sound of music'.
The programme had 3.1 million viewers on channel 4 but E4's extra half hour coverage had 1.69 million viewers beating the previous highest E4 made programme Skins last year.
Thursday, January 03, 2008
There is a Jade, a John (pictured below), two circus performers and a conceptual artist who seems a bit like Shell. Maybe. Well she's blonde anyway...
And the first celeb is Matt Lucas.
More HM details here.