Oh yeah

Dermot much better than Davina non shocker, he even said 'don't boo' at one point.

Noooooooooooooo

Dermot is leaving BBLB. Oh well BB is over that's it then. I'm off to have a Nikki style tantrum.

Poor Leon

Who the hell chose that for him? Odd. Predictably after hating Same Difference I now love them, I'm all for a Steps revival at any time. I hope all the kiddies who like High School Musical vote for them. My fave bit was when Dermot kissed the bloke. Anyway Same Difference for Eurovision please.

Funny that

Danielle being given a list including 'don't be racist' by her agent before she went in. What sort of person has to be reminded of that? A racist perhaps? Jade is a bully that we already know, we've seen it on BB3 and Back to Reality, why is anyone surprised? In last years BB terms Jade = Grace, Danielle = Lisa, Jo = Imogen. I think it's amusing as recent as Monday Dermot was asking on Big Brain if Shilpa had brought this on herself! It's AshAleeeen all over again, except with more media as it's celeb BB and the R word.

No crowd tonight... booooooooooooooooooo! I think no booing and no crowd would upset Jade more than booing so maybe that's good. Just a shame Danielle won't be able to hear the boos. I blame Danielle for everything, she's just the most two faced person ever. In my humble opinion!

You don't say

According to the mole: "BB never expected Ash to last to the final week and, to put it in management terms, she has been a ‘spanner in the works’. Ash'’s hardcore support has been totally unexpected. And as a result tasks, editing, and presenting have been engineered to produce a negative response to her.

From the Daily Star.

Well the presenting bias has been going on all the time. I've known that from watching BBLB all series, especially the day Dermot said that they expected her to go in and bitch and be out in a week (and that's about the nicest thing they've said about her on BBLB until this week). I'm sure she won't win, just her being in the last 6 is a miracle. Last 3 would be ace. Second would be THE BEST THING EVER. If she won the producers would probably explode with fury and demand a recount. Oh and if she did win they'd say it was just a protest vote against the twists.

My you tube clip of the day Aisleyne saying boring when Nikki is talking about a threesome. It's the beginning of the feud!

monochrome set, my friends

Is it against C4 by-laws for anyone on BBLB to wear colour? Dermot, Nadia, AnTHony, the bloke off queer eye, the audience ... the only one wearing colour was queer eye guy's dog.

In other news, I watched 10 mins of live streaming last night during which Nikki was expressing astonishment on hearing that her tits might be in the papers and her friends and family on BBBM, of which she claims never to have heard. Has she not watched BB before? Has she no tv? Does she not read the papers (or at least look at the pictures therein)? Or is she possibly not quite 100% for real?

Oh yes I have a complaint

No BBLB or BBBM on Monday! I suppose it's because there is this new one 'Big Brothers Big teevee 'experts' speaking the bleeding obvious' or whatever it is called! I've never really liked the psychology shows and I've already gone without BBBM since Friday... Poor me, poor me, pour me a drink indeed!

Big Brother's Big Brain Mondays, 11.05pm A new live show presented by Dermot O'’Leary, BBBB puts the housemates on the couch for intensive analysis. Our terribly brainy psychologists dissect the housemates' behaviour and conduct 'experiments' in the House. Watching this will will make you more clever. Fact.

Wonder what the experiments will be? Hopefully the draize test on Sezer and Mikey.

And now predictably

I hate Sezer. I liked BBLB the only people who seemed to not hate him were men. Dermot seemed most surprised all the laydee callers didn't love him. Dermot must of been watching the other site when last nights BB was on.

...in omg news today I must watch or tape BB, strictly dance fever, project runway and american idol... even though there is no point in watching AI now

SPOILER ALERT

Elliot is out. Taylor (in BB he would be Cameron) and McPhee-ver (in BB she would be Kate?) in the final. Sigh. This years AI officially a bit rubbish. I'm hoping for a McPhee victory but I'm not that bothered. And SDF where to start stop kicking out good people and get rid of Mark (Jennifer is good though).

lookie likies

so far we have:
Mikey = poor man's Vernon Kay
George = poor rich man's Dermot
Lea = Pete Burns
Pete = Lee Evans (not Jim Carey, imo)
Nikki = Vanessa Feltz

any others ?

Bitchy BB

BIG Brother 7 housemates will be allowed to discuss nominations for the first time— as bosses go all out to guarantee fights.

Contestants will also be ENCOURAGED to forge secret alliances to maximise bitching and back-stabbing.

From The Sun

Guarantee fights? Like when the police were called and they had to remove Emma? Hmm. I can't see BB this year topping the beginning of last years, Makosi should of been made a Dame for her good work (apart from when she nominated Craig and Mary boo).

More on BB TeeVee allegedly Big Brother's Little Brother 7.30pm weekdays on E4 and Big Brother's Big Mouth (Russell pointy boots and stupid tight trousers) after the main BB nightly show. An unofficial guide to the BB presenters...


I'd like a big tabloid scandal about Dermot this year please (ok not too big nothing awful).

BB Australia (will there be a BB housemate swap?) has the bedsit this year and a 'secret to the rest of the house in the first week' Mother and Daughter. Oh and there is a MOLE (unfortunately it isn't Glenn Hugill).

Dermot 'I'd sleep with BB Nadia'

From da Sun

When asked which Big Brother contestant he would sleep with, Dermot told Now magazine: "I'd sleep with Nadia just for the hell of it."

He also revealed he would like to marry stunning BB5 star Shell Jubin and kill BB3 housemate Lee Davey.

He added: "I'd kill Lee - he took himself far too seriously."

Poor Nadia not good enough for marriage. What's all this sleeping and killing I thought he was a good catholic boy.

Kinga puts BB in BIG trouble

MediaGuardian.co.uk | Media | Big Brother in trouble over sex shock (again)

Ofcom are investigating Big Brother's Kinga sex with a wine bottle incident. There are fears BB may be shut down /gasps of shock.
Respect to Dermot who asked Kinga's neighbour if when they have a BBQ kinga brings a bottle? Ripples of mirth were reverberated around the studio.

what???!!

BBLB Dermot refering to the 'Strong Women' in the house as like 'Alien' hmph!
(the monster in the film for those non horror movie watchers. I lurve a bit of horror me!)

forget BB

It's all about BW

[dermot voice]The question on today's bblb phone in is, 'if you could exterminate one HM who would it be and why?'[/dermot voice]

Snippets

Apparently Mary is the first HM to think about leaving the house. The, abducted by aliens seven times, girl has had bad Karma from the gnomes and felt they were alive and stalking her (bblb's Dermot told me that). After a discussion with BB she now is at peace with the gnomes. Maybe Mary is a bit intuitive though because there is a secret camera shoved up one of the said gnomes.
There was a bit of an argument in the bedroom early this morning when Makosi wanted the bedroom light on at 7am and the boys didn't.
Makosi said that she was frightened of the dark and she's coped all night in the black but this morning wanted it on. Maybe Makosi did get the gist of the task after all then.

all over till the next time

Celebrity Big Brother is all over, so I've taken down the links from the sidebar and archived them for posterity in this post.

offishul site

• C4 Celebrity Big Brother

latest news

• Celeb BB @ Google


• Digital Spy BB Site


• Betting News

Dermot



• dermot.com
  
• radio show
  
• charity - CAFOD
  
  

John

• @ C4 BB site
  
• charity - Greatwood Home for Retired Racehorses
  

Germaine

• @ C4 BB site
  
• charity - Buglife
  
  

Bez

• @ C4 BB site
  
• charity - Tsunami Appeal
  

Caprice

• @ C4 BB site
  
• charity - Childline
  

Lisa

• @ C4 BB site
  
• radio show
  
• charity - Action Aid
  

Jeremy

• @ C4 BB site
  
• charity - Mind
  

Kenzie

• @ C4 BB site
  
• Blazin' Squad official site
  
• Blazin' Squad Fans here and here
  
• charity - Tsunami Appeal
  

Brigitte

• @ C4 BB site
  
• charity - The Abandoned Streetkids of Brazil Trust
  

Jackie

• @ C4 BB site
  
• Jacqueline Stallone's Starpower (incl. Rumpology)
  
• charity - ?
  
  

It's the last day!

Jezzer in the mirror.

Celebrity Big Brother reject Jeremy Edwards has spoken for the first time of his heartbreak over his split with fiancee Rachel Stevens.

The 33-year-old said he could not even bear to be in the same room as the former S Club singer after she dumped him last year.

But the actor told the Sunday Mirror he was terrified that Big Brother was about to bring his ex into the house as a mystery guest.

He struggled through bouts of depression last year as he tried to get over their broken engagement.

I can believe that. I saw all the pics of it walking his dog in Heat mag with long hair, that hair screamed depression to me. I should be a doctor.

In the people James MacKenzie's not so secret WILD MAN ON TOUR type things.

BONKED 15 girls during a recent tour - including two in one day - as the randy band held a "shagging contest."

-WOWS women in bed by using a secret "spindle finger" sex technique on them.

-BLOWS thousands of pounds on booze.

-TRASHES hotel rooms with the rest of the band - including urinating in the kettles - and was banned by one chain.

-FANTASISED about bedding housemates Caprice and Brigitte in a threesome.

Ha. Dermot is having hard time controlling Jackie and John on BBLB.

Gosh the BIG celebs come out

Dermot is interviewing the massive celeb stars Jonathan Wilkes and Mylene Klass tonight. Kinda sums up the z list celeb status of the show.
John was appalling on BBLB talking about sex. Apparently he's some kind of stud in bed. Offering to 'service' some guys wife for a treat.
Thankfully he won't be on all week.
Has anyone noticed that Lisa has a laugh like a hyena with bronchitis?

My turn!

John 'bitty' McCririck - Will moan about missing Newcastle play very soon.

Germaine Greer - umm did she say something about anal sex in her intro?

Mark 'Bez' Berry - my sister wants him to win nuff said.

Caprice - wonder(bra)woman I saw a bbc3 docu about her few years ago seems ok.

Lisa I'Anson - sacked from radio one years ago after going awol in Ibiza. We will laugh at her and she will never live down her intro.

Jeremy 'Rachel Stevens ex' Edwards - oh my, I recognised his dog from heat magazine as soon as it came on camera. The shame.

Kenzie - he's 12 or something (ok 19 today). Run away small child there are scary ladies about.

Brigitte Nielsen - eep.

WWDS?

(What will Dermot say)?

three one-legged emus playing polo

Oooh I loved the IAC 'Coming Out' speshul tonight. Gosh I wish I had ITV2. The sleb family tent shots were bestest, I can't believe their families sit in a tent all day watching them on tv. I need to watch a show just about that. I vote for Dermot to do IAC's Little Brother live from the tent at 6pm every day during IACGMOOH5. And that shouty bloke from SAS Are you tough enough? to be in charge of the bush tucker trials. He[1] must need the work as the beeb have cancelled SAS are you etc? boo. I loved that show.

Where was I? Oh yes, prog tonight. Sheila, get a grip and calm down, woman. It's not good when your kids are scared of you. Vic, you're a twunt. Janet, you're entitled to feel superior. Sophie, new hair do = big big hair DON'T. Ant & Dec, don't sit the wrong way round, it upsets us.

[1] he = shouty bloke. Dermot has plenty of work what with his very excellent radio show and such like