Saturday, September 30, 2006

You don't say

Love Island Gascoigne furious with "horrible" Calum
He treated me like a princess. And then he just sh*gged me and f***ed off. I feel completely used by him. He's just a horrible womaniser who only cares about himself.
Umm he's Calum Best that's what he does isn't it? I think anyone who sleeps with Calum Best etc have had enough warning about what they do from the tabloids. You'd think so anyway.

X Factor double bill tonight. Boot camp. At last. Thank god no more auditions.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

told you it should've been the Badger

Michelle Dewberry and Sir Alan have "parted company".
A source told the Sunday Mirror: "It just wasn't working out. Sir Alan and Michelle had huge hopes for the partnership when she won the hit BBC2 series. They really felt it would be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.

"But it just hasn't worked out the way either side had hoped. It feels like the whole thing has been cursed. There's been one problem after another, and in the end both decided it was best to call it quits."

Very important news

Ahead of the very important Britain's Next Top Model final we have this news.
Miss Clancy's ‘people' have declared she's changed her name to Abbey so she won't be confused with that other glamour girl Abi Titmuss.
She'll always be DRUG SHAME Abigail to me.

And there's more...
IN FRONT of the cameras they are all smiles. But behind the scenes, a series of bitter rows have driven a wedge between Abigail Clancy and the other girls jostling to become Britain's Next Top Model.
All smiles on camera? Umm no!

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Trust me I'm an ex butler type

Now that the model has gone hopefully we can now have some reality tv gold. Much better than some model we have a replacement in the shape of Paul Burrell. That's much better why wasn't he in it from the start?

I think the one thing TMIAHR has proved is you can never hear enough Hearsay karaoke.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

do you mind?

I know I said I like Mr Rivron but I have no need whatsoever to see his todger in glorious technicolour on my telly box. I feel quite poorly.

I demand to have some jungle!

IAC new series when does it start when when when? Rumours of this year's contestants:
  • token nutty American to be David Gest (Liza Minelli's bizzaro ex) ?? Same story says maybe Jasmine Lennard too? Oh yes please she was aces on TMIAHR1
  • Digispy have Rachel Stevens, Danny off Emerdale, DJ Wes Butters and Hollyoaks star Gemma Atkinson.
  • This year's omg wtf is *he* doing on there old punk self publicist to be Malcom Mclaren?
  • Not Colin and Justin off How not to decorate

We will of course bring our 'high court judge's guide' to the contestants when the show starts.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Trust Me I'm a Holiday Rep

Ooh it's back on 5 tonight! I did enjoy last years... Jodie Marsh and that bloke from Corrie it was the romance of the century... On to this years
Lucy Rusedski (tennis WAG) and Andy Goldstein (google tells me that bloke who used to be in those annoying BB talk talk ads) present a new series of the show which follows celebrities as they spend ten days learning how to be holiday reps. Comedian and pundit Rowland Rivron; Noel Sullivan, formerly of pop band Hear'Say; heiress and 'It' girl Emma Jones (google image tells me she's blonde); celebrity chef Nancy Lam; party-loving DJ Brandon Block and model Samantha Rowley (google says she's from make me a supermodel) arrive in Crete and meet head rep Julie.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Maria over bring on the next one

Connie (good Maria) won HDYSAPL Maria. Hurrah. Siobhan (bad Maria) came third ha ha ha. Helena (bottom two Maria) came second unbelievable! I liked the names they gave all the Marias, I don't know why Connie was 'intense Maria' apart from the fact she was scary and intense! My Siobhan torment isn't over though as a 'major record company' want to talk to her about a 'major record contract'. Life is not fair.

Reality news! (apparently)

Pete has dumped Nikki apparently.

IACGMOOH is struggling for celebs apparently. Rachel Stevens (S club) and Gemma Atkinson (hollyoaks apparently?!?!) rumoured.

Lisa Mail! Abigail is still in Britain's Next Top Model. If she doesn't turn up on IACGMOOH or Celeb BB or something I will be surprised or she'll bring out a single or something. Am I the only one who goes all 'awwww' when they show the pic at the end and one fades away... it's sad like when they turn the lights out at the end of BB... anyway no talking about BNTM as I don't get to see it until days after everyone else. Only two programmes left. Lianna, Abigail, Jasmia or Amber? I do not know!

The Match! On sky three on a Friday for all us freeview losers. Mikey BB didn't make it through first round. HA HA!

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Strictly Come Dancing Pics

SCD partner pics are up on the BBC website.

Rugby or cricket bloke Matt and The Lovely Lilia look slightly uncomfortable. Maybe he has realised what he's let himself in for.

Emma and The Lovely Darren look like they have been replaced by looky likeys.

Brendan looks still traumatised from Love Island. So would you if you were beaten by Calum 'one L' Best.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Strictly Come Dancing YAY!

Hurry up October. Press release with the new line-up.

Emma Bunton (Spice obv) and The Lovely Darren Bennett
Georgina Bouzova (the usual Casualty one I have never heard of) and James Jordan
Claire King (Emmerdale & Bad Girls) and Love Island loser runner up (was robbed) Brendan Cole
Louisa Lytton (Ruby Eastenders) and Vincent Simone
Mica Paris (singer and new BBC presenter) and Ian Waite
Jan Ravens (Dead Ringers) and (the laydees love him) Anton Du Beke
Carol Smillie (smiley smiley Carol Smilie) and Matthew Cutler

Matt Dawson (rugby) and The Lovely Lilia Kopylova
Ray Fearon (Nathan in Corrie) and Camilla Dallerup
Nicholas Owen (ITV News) and Nicole Cutler
Mark Ramprakash (cricket) and (digi spy forum fave) Karen Hardy
Peter Schmeichel (not dog from Corrie) and Erin Boag
DJ Spoony (DJ obv) and Aleksandra 'Ola' Jordan
Jimmy Tarbuck (Lisa's Dad) and Flavia Cacace

Previous winners - Brendan, The Lovely Darren, The Lovely Lilia. Their celebs better be good, if any of them (and Anton and Camilla and Karen) go out early I will be very annoyed.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

tsk tsk tsk

Big Brother draw broke ad rules

Big Brother's Golden Ticket draw to select a new housemate breached prize promotion rules, industry watchdogs have announced.

Nestle, Channel 4 and Endemol failed to have an independent observer present when a winning number was picked, according to the Advertising Standards Authority.

Monday, September 11, 2006

Chick chick chick chick CHICKEN

I'm liking Michelle's myspace page featuring her debut single! Also featuring a main pic where she looks a lot like Nadia.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Poppy in tug of love trauma

DS:BB: Former BB lovebirds fight over pet dog
Melanie Hill and Alex Sibley are at the centre of a custody battle over their pet dog.

The former lovebirds, who appeared in BB1 and BB3 respectively, both want to keep hold of Staffordshire bull terrier Poppy following the end of their three-year relationship.

"Alex and Mel have looked after Poppy since she was a puppy and both of them love her to bits," a friend told the Sunday Mirror. "They can bear to be without each other but not the dog.

"The situation has reached a point where the only way to resolve the case is through the courts. Mel thinks Poppy's better off with her because she has a garden. Alex lives in a converted first-floor flat that doesn't have a garden."

Mel said: "I can't speak about Poppy until after the court case."

Siobhan! Siobhan! Siobhan!

She's now in the final of HDYSAPLM? having been saved by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Argh urg ARGH how annoying. Abi and Aoife went. Aoife sang Footloose when everyone else had musical type songs... And she was v good in the bottom two sing off (obviously Siobhan sang like she was dead inside) but she still went. HMM............ Fix fix FIX! The creepy judge apparently aka as 'the most powerful person in British Theatre' muttered about Siobhan and red blooded males loving her. Red bloodied males just love the sound of music I'm sure! Heterosexual men are the target audience for musicals about nuns all of a sudden! Helena is still there after being in the bottom two all the blinking time. Connie must win. She was top in the votes the first week (the only time they have said who was top) and the others have been in the bottom two so Connie must be more popular. Good.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

nice day for a ...

Guy 'wrote Angels' Chambers is said to be planning to turn Pete into The Next Billy Idol. Dear deity-of-choice, wasn't one enough? My mate snogged him once (Billy Idol, not Pete) but is was the 80s and she was ver' ver' drunk.

In other news: next stop, Cat Idol and Starlight X-factor X-press

Monday, September 04, 2006

You too could be coached by Westlife

If you were in a group and umm in the X Factor this year.
ROBBIE Williams, Elton John and Westlife have been signed up to coach the X Factor finalists.
Imagine what you could learn! How to wear white! How to use stools to stop your audience nodding off! Citing!
The Sunday Mirror can also reveal who each judge will look after - Simon will handle the 16- to 25-year-olds, Louis will take the over-25s and Sharon will take care of the groups.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

How do you solve a problem like Siobhan?

I give up! I guess Siobhan will win How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria? The judges seem to be doing everything possible to make it happen anyway.

Graham Norton promotes the show on R&J before it starts. They show a clip of a pretty blonde woman who can sing. Richard, Judy and Graham joke that there's no point now as she will obviously win.

Show starts. Siobhan is shown and she's good. But so are others and Siobhan doesn't seem that good now.

Siobhan doesn't make the final 10.
Another person pulls out. Siobhan is in the last 10!

Week one Siobhan sings Man! I Feel Like A Woman.
Siobhan is rubbish but it's ok as she's pretty.

Week two Siobhan sings Chains.
Siobhan is rubbish but it's ok as she sang half of it on the floor.
"I'm nervous, very nervous because I've got to crawl around on the floor. This song is frustration, this is angst and arghh! I am looking forward to it, I'm just nervous."
Week three Siobhan sings Jump.
Siobhan is rubbish but it's ok she's wearing a ra-ra skirt.

Week four Siobhan sings Songbird.
Siobhan is rubbish but it's ok she's still pretty.

Week four (part two) Siobhan is unbelievably chosen from all the other Marias (who could of guessed it would be her?) to sing Truly Scrumptious with some children. Just Siobhan gets to do this. Siobhan Siobhan Siobhan Siobhan we get the point! We must pick up the phone and vote Siobhan. Having said all that she was 3rd fave to go on the BBC sites poll. So the brainwashing hasn't reached everyone yet!

Saturday, September 02, 2006

don't you wish you lived in St Alban's?

if you did, you could Win Susie's Bed wooo

Bad The Donald

Tsk, Carolyn Kepcher or The American Margaret as I like to call her has gone. Trump fires Apprentice sidekick.

His new ones are apparently his children...

In BB5 news Nadia is in a spot of bother. The man involved sounds charming...