Hell's people

Adele Silva ~ Dipsy Emmerdale type

Lee Ryan ~ Mad one from Blue

Barry McGuigan ~ Boxer bloke

Abigail Clancy ~ Abigail Clancy! Yay! Britain's Next Top Model loser/runner up and Scouse drug WAG. Will probably cook chunky chips.

Rosie Boycott ~ Newspaper journo type

Jim Davidson ~ Foul 'comedian'

'Challenge' Anneka Rice ~ Jumpsuits etc

Paul Young ~ Wasn't he on Celeb Masterchef?

Kelly LeBrock ~ Woman in red?

Brian Dowling ~ YAY! Will Narinda make an appearance to plug her book?

Obviously as a reality tv fan I'm happy there are two reality tv people in there.
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In other news... I hate Rebecca from Britain's Next Top Model and was quite happy that Brian won BB. I was not happy that evil pig Liam came third. Urgh. I hope Monkety-Tunkety gets deals though...

True Hell in the Kitchen

Jim Davidson joins 'Hell's Kitchen'.
'Nuff said. Sigh.

Hell's Kitchen

I presume this is replacing Love Island (r.i.p) if it's in the summer... Digi spy reports

ITV1 has confirmed that chef Marco Pierre White is to appear in the third series of Hell's Kitchen, which returns as part of the channel's summer line up.

It's celebrities... are there any left?

The show, which will see White training a group celebrities in his kitchen, will air over a two-week period in the summer.

Over in American Idol land... sigh... Cat Deeley is still in the UK version only and apparently the bloke from an old UK boy band who didn't get through the last round was only shown here!!!!!!!! I want to see the proper American version ffs. If they want to encourage people to download it and not watch ITV1/2 then they are going the right way about it.

Day one in the IACGMOOH house type jungle

Now don't tell me no bloke has ever 'gone' in the jungle instead of going to the proper toilet before? I'm a bit annoyed at them showing that. Then on ITV2 I saw David Dickinson's behind. Someone help me!

I liked Sheree before the programme I've always liked her, but how can I not support a fellow Mormon? (ok I'm very much an ex one and I was a child so don't judge meeeeeee) I'm torn, Sheree or Jimmy...

I miss The Durdo :( cue pic



The Durdo is away playing with his new twin babies but I watched ITV2 anyway. Oh dear god the sketch was just awful. They did 'comedy' sketches on the ITV2 Hells Kitchen show and they were bad. Please stop. Now. I liked the sweary koala though. TPT was as mad as ever, well done TPT.

The fave to win is Sid apparently. I dunno. Emmerdale is v popular and Sheree had one of the best characters in it. Then you got The Osmonds...and The Duke. I don't want him to win that is all I ask.

I'm A Celeb to return November 20

News just in from Digital Spy.

Matt Brown is doing ITV2 with Tara that is fine. I approve. I've seen him do ITV 2 spinoffs before. Actually he is just about King of the spinoffs as you can see here. God I loved The Club. I will miss The Durdo though, hopefully he will be back if Hells Kitchen ever reappears. I am looking forward to Tara being completely and utterly mad though. I hope they bin the useless phone in competitions but I doubt it.

The new series of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! will begin on Sunday, November 20, Digital Spy can confirm.

Once again, Ant & Dec reprise joint hosting duties of the main ITV1 show but new father Mark Durden-Smith has been replaced by Matt Brown for the ITV2 spinoff I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here Now! Tara Palmer-Tomkinson will continue to co-present.

As previously reported, a second spinoff - fanzine show Jungle Drums - will air weeknights at 6pm on ITV2. Live streaming will continue overnight on ITV2 but will be stripped of a repeat window during the daytime hours.

Noooo I like the repeat how rubbish.

first BB Sunday tabs round-up

News of the Screws:

• some BadMan who once slept with Sam sells his soul story , also "We can also reveal that Sam, 23, had her wicked way with Hell's Kitchen star Aaron Siwoku"

Oh. No other on-line editions up yet boo

Terry crowned King of Hell's Kitchen shocker and Farm news

Poor Kathy Burke Kellie was pipped at the post by Terry. Who'd of thought it? Not me. Oh well I await the start of The Farm which no doubt will be as tasteful as last years.

The programme was a strong ratings performer for Five when it first aired last year with former footballer Stan Collymore and Vanilla Ice as contestants. It reached a peak audience of more than 2.5m.

In November last year, Five was cleared of breaching the broadcasting code after showing 'sleazy seniorita' Rebecca Loos masturbating a boar on the show.

Loos, who became famous after allegations she had an affair with David Beckham, was shown undertaking the task to collect semen from the boar.

Which was nice. Apparently Andy Scott-Lee (yawn) and Toyah Willcox are confirmed and Ron Jeremy the old ugly porno bloke adult movie legend is rumoured.

Saturday's tee vee (no wrestling)

Gary and Sam left Hell's Kitchen last night. Now on to a good programme...

Strictly Dance Fever my fave programme. This weeks dances were the Charleston and the Lambada. Unfortunately Toby and that witch he dances with Casey left. I can believe 30's/40's throwbacks Paul and Natasha are still in it, it was funny at first but the joke is over stop voting for them! I do like them but better dancers are leaving and it is not fair. Cem (pronounced GEM for some odd reason, I think it is anyway) and Gemma were unbelievably good.

CEM and GEMMA danced the Charleston Put A Lid On It. "Fabulous, fantastic, " said Stacey. "It's incredible," said Arlene. "We are all here happy," gushed Luca

"This is exactly what the competition is about and this is what we should be voting for," agreed Jason.

Votes: Arlene: 10 Luca: 10 Stacey: 9 Jason: 9 = 38

You can watch it here it is amazing. Except the clip they have put on the BBC site doesn't show the really good bits. Hmm.

I'm happy that Adam is still in. Lovely Adam striving hard to be all manly in his dance again.

Simon out

Only 4 left in Hell's Kitchen, two more go tonight so we will be left with umm Kellie and someone else (Terry?) Can't wait for Gary to be kicked out the obnoxious git. He has to go, please. Last night there was a host of ex Big Brother contestants in the restaurant, well Kate Lawler of BB3 and Victor of BB5 anyway.

Stein gone

Stein has been kicked out of Hell's Kitchen.

Novelli and the HK Producer’s agreed it was time for Stein to leave after the builder confided to his team-mates: “I was that close to breaking his [JC’s] f*cking nose and nutting him live on television.”

Missing from Hell's Kitchen

On itv2 last night there was only Kellie in the blue kitchen apparently the other two, Stein and Gary (not Rhodes) had stormed off ha.

In the red kitchen Gary Rhodes really is going quite mad. He does seem to be turning into Alan Partridge at times as well.

In other news...freeview is getting E4 in time for Big Brother (hopefully)! I have already posted this in my other blog but I think it needs repeating.

Off Hell's Kitchen

Aaron the non shagger and best chef in his team and Abi the annoying cow. Ha. Aaron looked annoyed and the rest of his team looked amazed. He said he did nothing with Sam but Abi said the rest had heard banging. TMI. Aaron did ask during his itv1 interview to be put in the same hotel as Sam, I don't think the presenter Angus actually makes the hotel arrangements dur.

Saturday reality round up

So Caroline got voted out of Hell's Kitchen and now it's everyone up for eviction and one from each team will leave on eviction days (whenever they are).

Oh and Alex and Katie got kicked out of Strictly Dance Fever which was a bad result.

Poor Alex, Moldavia's finest!


Could the lovely Adam's voice get any higher by the way? It seems to be going to Big Brother 5 Marco levels at times since he entered the house.


In Hit Me Baby One More Time Hue and Cry won! A result I will never understand they are so boring.

I watched The Apprentice again I even turned over from Hell's Kitchen on itv3 to watch it last night. I don't know what the interest in Miriam Staley is she seemed quite boring but then I have only seen the last two episodes. Anyway she's out.

News from hell

Yesterdays nominations in hell's kitchen were Gary and Caroline. There is barely a person I like in the show but Gary is annoying and seemed to mutter that his nomination was to shake the programme up! He also said he thought Jean Christophe Novelli was threatened by him as he is also a chef! Somebody loves themselves a bit too much.

Posh Caz and silly Gaz
  

Posh Henry out of hell's kitchen

Simon still in, yay. I hate Kelly/Kellie's voice. I hate Terry and Stein. I hate Abi. I hate Sam. I like the 'celebs' who come to the restaurant though, tonight Timmy Mallet was there and Paul Burrell who had a glitzy suit on (Alexander McQueen apparently sweetie) and one earring in. Oh he's a funny old thing. I like the way the contestants were so excited by this drunk woman saying how great they were, then when she'd finally gone all rushed around going 'who was that'? nobody knew (including me so was obviously not a celeb at all).

Hell's Kitchen

Poor Simon up for the first vote in Hell's Kitchen against posh Henry.

My guide to who's who -

Terry - the Geordie pig bloke.

Caroline - the posh older woman.

Gary - the Caribbean cook.

Henry - the posh bloke.

Simon - the camp bloke.

Aaron - looks a bit like Alistair McGowan, fancies Sam.

Stein - southern bald pig bloke.

Kelly - pub cook.

Aby - fancies chef Jean Christophe and spells her name stupidly. Is either a Abby Titmuss or a Shell from Big Brother.

Sam - can't pronounce shitake and reminds me of Becki from Big Brother 5, fancies Aaron.

Strictly Dance Fever

Claire is my fave in Strictly Dance Fever, a programme I thought would be boring. I was very wrong. I am also watching the BBC3 weekday shows each pair have a celeb supporting them, one pair has Bonnie Langford!

In other reality news...what will Hell's Kitchen be like tonight with non celebs and two different chefs? I have no idea...oh quite possibly a bit like the new Masterchef that was on a few weeks ago. Doesn't Gary Rhodes look stupid in that hat in the ads? There will still be celebrity diners and an ITV2 show with Mark Duerden Smith and Nicole (not 'I touched a tree' Natalie) Appleton doing the red carpet reporter Jordan bit from last year.