Saturday, December 04, 2004

Tabs today

SOPH KISSES GOODBYE TO CAMP ORDEAL

As she left, Sophie tipped ex-royal butler Paul Burrell to win. But earlier she showed her ignorance in a camp quiz when they were asked: “How much is the basic state pension for a single person in the UK per week?”

With a choice of £61 or £76, Sophie piped up: “How can anyone live on 61p?” Paul corrected her saying: “No, £61, baby.”

Sophie replied: “Oh my God – that was a model thing to say.”


Sophie: I need sex

Her boyfriend Mark said: “We haven’t seen her incredibly vicious streak yet — which is a good thing.”

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