*boom! boom!*

Sub-editor of the Week award goes to the Peterborough Today team for

Jungle Joe set to emus city fans

Do you see what they did there? Emus, geddit? A job on the S*n surely beckons with sub skills like that

Other news: they're back. Expect cheesy, rushed, p*ss-poor, tv ad campaigns featuring all your IAC faves (c.f. Linda Barker & DFS, Alex & Domestos), in time for the Xmas market, or demand your money back.