As I drove up the M6 today, a vision arose before me and Chorley FM came in my ears saying "Verily, support Jimmy to win IAC and the lord may forgive you for your Osmond Undies Obsession". Can't argue with that. Also can't say I like any of the others any better. I'm not buying Sheree's shrieky girlie thang, nor her oh-so-ladylike-I-never-fart-or-wee crap. I'm not much more of a fan of Thatch's Game Old BirdTM routine, either, and Sid is just plain bobbins. So, support Jimmy and be saved. Or get two wives. (Perhaps Bobby was a Mormon and all his wives are called Von, that's why he kept going Von Von Von Von, he didn't want to leave anyone out).
Sunday, December 04, 2005
I've seen the light
As I drove up the M6 today, a vision arose before me and Chorley FM came in my ears saying "Verily, support Jimmy to win IAC and the lord may forgive you for your Osmond Undies Obsession". Can't argue with that. Also can't say I like any of the others any better. I'm not buying Sheree's shrieky girlie thang, nor her oh-so-ladylike-I-never-fart-or-wee crap. I'm not much more of a fan of Thatch's Game Old BirdTM routine, either, and Sid is just plain bobbins. So, support Jimmy and be saved. Or get two wives. (Perhaps Bobby was a Mormon and all his wives are called Von, that's why he kept going Von Von Von Von, he didn't want to leave anyone out).
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I was baptized in Preston...
Tsk you can't have two wives in Mormonland either.
I thought it was compulsory?
bless you st Clarrie.
I voted for Jimmy and Thatch.
It is strictly against mormon ness to have more than one partner tut tut TUT.
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