Monday, November 21, 2005

day 1: questions questions

Jimmy Osmond 'smuggling' episode:
  • is that anyway for a god-fearing mormon boy to behave?
  • why didn't he just take a cruet set as his luxury in the first place?
  • is he wearing the special mormon undies under his jungle clothes?

  • special mormom undies
  • is it just me or was the way he said "hello mother" a bit worrying?
Elaine's collapse:
  • can we take 'exhaustion' to mean what it normally means in sleb-land?
Carol's pee-gate:
  • have these people never been camping and woken up desperate for a pee and just popped round the back of the tent instead of walking all the way to the toilet block? erm not that I have, obv, but you know, I gather that's what some people might do hem
  • nurse trin, why did she need to wash her hands as they hadn't come into contact with anything untoward?
  • is this too much information for this time in the morning?
David Dickinson:
  • who knew he was married to Tina Turner?


Quote of the morning
Man on R5, admiring Sheree's pluck, said if her husband showed that much detemination and spirit, he'd be much better footballer.

1 comment:

Jude said...

Why did I never have any mormon underwear? S'not fair.