well, well, well

First impressions

• Davvy - Sherlock Holmes is so not a good look
  
  
• John McCririck - oh dear oh dear oh dear. Can't even get the Panto Villain routine right (mind you if he could, he'd probably be in Panto right now instead of on BB). I have no wish to know anymore about his penchant for intermammary frottage nor about his wife Booby. T.M.I.
  
  
• Germaine Greer - speechless
  
  
• Caprice - oh
  
  
• Bez - madfrit sorted madchester etc etc. My (Manc born and bred) son is on hand to offer translations for non-Mancs. Hello, Rowetta, will we be seeing you later on BBLB?
  
  
• Lisa I'anson - blimey, one they kept quiet. I expect Germaine will be bitterly jealous of both her intellect and her sexual hold over men.
  
  
• Jeremy Edwards - who? practical joker yawn
  
  
• Kenzie - yeah whatever
  
  
• Brigitte Nielsen - she is what most of the others imagine they are, ie genuinely mad, unpredictable and really quite frightening. I wonder if her and Germaine will have a cat fight over Kenzie's affections, or will they share him and Jon between them in the sauna? Hope Brigitte packed birch twigs as her luxury.
  

It's gonna be a great 18 days.