My turn!

John 'bitty' McCririck - Will moan about missing Newcastle play very soon.

Germaine Greer - umm did she say something about anal sex in her intro?

Mark 'Bez' Berry - my sister wants him to win nuff said.

Caprice - wonder(bra)woman I saw a bbc3 docu about her few years ago seems ok.

Lisa I'Anson - sacked from radio one years ago after going awol in Ibiza. We will laugh at her and she will never live down her intro.

Jeremy 'Rachel Stevens ex' Edwards - oh my, I recognised his dog from heat magazine as soon as it came on camera. The shame.

Kenzie - he's 12 or something (ok 19 today). Run away small child there are scary ladies about.

Brigitte Nielsen - eep.

WWDS?

(What will Dermot say)?