Ex Factor!

OK I'm hooked on X Factor but it's like a moth to the flame. It's compulsive viewing for all the wrong reasons. I don't like any of them.. However some of them can sing and have fairly acceptable personalities.
This week was a bit rubbish though. Simon Cowell is so obviously bored to tears with his groups. Journey South aren't anything special. A couple of guys with a guitar
and a gruff voice, 2 a penny on the London Tubes.
The Conways are lovely, pretty, weird teeth, the Nolans with trendy clothes. Nice!
Nice vs X Factor... nah.
Louis Walsh. The biggest prat on TV. I'd love to see him on IACGMOOH. I want the bugs to eat HIM.
He picked such dreadful songs this week for his group. Unbelievably crap songs. Songs that lost the Votes for Nicholas and Shenai. He is a tosser. How ever did he get to the top spot?
Ok so he has Shayne... I take all back I said about Shayne. He has been built up so far that he is now up his own ass.
Simon says.. that wasn't great Shayne, so Shayne gives him a load of crap back. FFS it wasn't great. He's been crap for 2 weeks. Get him off.
Nicholas... Dull as dishwater.
And Sharon... She's a stupid bitch. She's Kelly Osbournes mother For God's sake....
And her group.
Brenda. A fantastic singer... But lacking in any humility. Unlikeable.
Andy.. I like him but he's hardly going to light up the charts. One for me mum I think.I did cry when he sang unforgettable as we played that at my Nan's funeral this year.

Maria? Has to be my winner, beautiful, grateful and magical... Maybe a better Mariah Carey? Hmmm.
Then we have..........
Chico....
FFS are the voting public really kidding. This weeks voting smacked of voters apathy rather than fevered votes. I hate this rather ugly wizened little man with the talent of a battery operated monkey with cymbals.