Day one in the IACGMOOH house type jungle

Now don't tell me no bloke has ever 'gone' in the jungle instead of going to the proper toilet before? I'm a bit annoyed at them showing that. Then on ITV2 I saw David Dickinson's behind. Someone help me!

I liked Sheree before the programme I've always liked her, but how can I not support a fellow Mormon? (ok I'm very much an ex one and I was a child so don't judge meeeeeee) I'm torn, Sheree or Jimmy...

I miss The Durdo :( cue pic



The Durdo is away playing with his new twin babies but I watched ITV2 anyway. Oh dear god the sketch was just awful. They did 'comedy' sketches on the ITV2 Hells Kitchen show and they were bad. Please stop. Now. I liked the sweary koala though. TPT was as mad as ever, well done TPT.

The fave to win is Sid apparently. I dunno. Emmerdale is v popular and Sheree had one of the best characters in it. Then you got The Osmonds...and The Duke. I don't want him to win that is all I ask.