Socks on hands

Russell's stunt didn't quite work and it upset John (well that was the other housemates fault) but Jade was the only one who thought it was a stunt. Woo well done Jade! I'm worried Jeremy is going to win...

Janet Street Porter today. Good. I'm a bit sick of male celebs now.

"We haven't got time to sort out what you look like," she added as the girls preened themselves for the cameras. "Oh my God, what do some of you look like? John, what have you come as, for God's sake?"

"That's harsh," said John looking sheepish in his dressing gown, "I was just bigging you up."

Poor John.