Janet Street Porter today. Good. I'm a bit sick of male celebs now.
"We haven't got time to sort out what you look like," she added as the girls preened themselves for the cameras. "Oh my God, what do some of you look like? John, what have you come as, for God's sake?"Poor John.
"That's harsh," said John looking sheepish in his dressing gown, "I was just bigging you up."