- David Guest tho 'TV bosses' are worried about his face melting, same report has Jason "not a gay" Donovan blimey, Myleene Klass & Louise Rednapp.
- Malcom Maclaren to be latest old punk to sell out, but he's 'outraged' Myleen might be getting paid more than him
- Abi Titmus "has even pledged to strip off to spice up the show" yawn
- "A trio of ex-boyband members are battling it out for a place"
- Cherie Blair's sister, Chris "Brian Tildsley" Quenten and Paula Wilson, with this year's game old bird to be Jan Leeming.
Over to "Make me a supermodel" .... let's not get things mixed up. Jan should go cos she's a manipulative little stirrer not because she's 'fat' shock horror a size 12 omg that's so vile etc bah.