Whoo hoo, our fave reality teevee lesbot returns. La Badger gets her own TV show. It'd better be repeated on Sky3.
Meanwhile Michelle the Winner seems to have drawn the short straw. Not only still going out with Slimy Syed but now pregnant by him! eew. I always thought he was a BadMan, even before I read about him getting done for drink driving for the 4th time. And he's been arrested on suspicion of money laundering. Run away, Michelle, run away, la Badger's bosom awaits to comfort you.