Hurrah I'm back in reality teevee land with the return of Make me a supermodel - now with added Boyz! and now with added Supermodel's Big Mouth Little Brother featuring Anthony "who?" Crank and Jasmine "don't you know who I am?" Lennard and her dodgy wig collection.
And then, as if that wasn't enough excitement, during the show I see trailers for Sleb Salon! "Trust Me I'm a Beauty Therapist" Suzie Quattro gives colonic irrigation!?!?! Starts tonight at 11, crack back & sac fans