It's a shame about Ray

That he hasn't gone of course. I was quite excited about someone from Brookside being on the 'x factor' but that has definitely worn off. Two women out in the shock! (not) double eviction Dionne and Kerrie and Ashley in the bottom three (ha ha serves him right for forgetting his words). I like Leona but not as much as I like the fact that next week is ABBA WEEK! WOO! Eton Rd were rubbish I hate mack the knife.

Over on 'strictly come dancing' her from Casualty and her abusive dancing partner went. SCD should have an ABBA WEEK! WOO! as well.

Supermodel sack shocker

Guess who? Ha ha ha HA HA!

Make Me a Supermodel Extra presenter Jasmine Lennard has been sacked for insulting panel judge Rachel Hunter. Lennard, 21, dubbed Hunter "Rachel munter" on the Extra programme on Five's sister channel Five Life.

I wish I'd watched the Extra show now. In bad MMAS news James (Asda) and Kerrie (Goth) both out. I did lose the will to live through the first bit of the 90 minutes (!?!?) live eviction show yesterday but after a glass of wine it got a bit better... I liked Unanimous but the Extra show of that I turned off after a few minutes. Boring!

Unanimous

I wonder if this will be total rubbish? I forgot it was on! Now if I can't remember a reality show where someone can win a million is on then who will?

I'm more bothered if James gets kicked out of sooperdooper model tonight. Waz be gone. Please.

If I can have one wish this weekend it is Ray to get thrown out of x factor on big band week. That would be good. I hope the rumour of two going is true (that's right I want rid of both of the McDonald Bros ha).

Ridicule is nothing to be scared of

Except on reality tv. Ho ho. Adam Ant to appear on 'Celebrity Big Brother'? At last I may be able to spy on Adam Ant 24 hours a day my 12 year old self would be happy. But then is reality tv a place for 'troubled' people? I think not.

It's the weekend that means me glued to reality tv

SCD - Spoony out hurrah. Well done to judge Bruno Tonioli for saying 'the hills are alive with the sound of bullshit' before 6pm. That was the best bit. I love Bruno.

X Factor - 4sure out boo. I hate Ben. I hate Ben. I hate Ben.

On X Factor Aftermath (it's a show!) when Ben appeared they played Creep hahaha I was very happy about that. Sunday Mirror blah blah Ben sex addict blah...

Anna's suspicions were confirmed when she found love notes from Siobhan to Ben, calling herself his "beautiful Princess Mermaid of the sea".

Eww.

On make me a sooperdooper model they rather cruelly got rid of Jono aka mini Russell from Big Brothers Big Mouth. James is my fave though I liked him in his Asda uniform on the first show.

Five, you are spoiling us

Hurrah I'm back in reality teevee land with the return of Make me a supermodel - now with added Boyz! and now with added Supermodel's Big Mouth Little Brother featuring Anthony "who?" Crank and Jasmine "don't you know who I am?" Lennard and her dodgy wig collection.


And then, as if that wasn't enough excitement, during the show I see trailers for Sleb Salon! "Trust Me I'm a Beauty Therapist" Suzie Quattro gives colonic irrigation!?!?! Starts tonight at 11, crack back & sac fans

Bad night in reality land

Oh noooooooooo. Ian Waite and Mica Paris kicked off SCD shocker! I'm upset. And The Unconventionals kicked off X Factor, what a rubbish night.

People who should of been kicked off -

SCD- Woman from Casualty I've never heard of, partnered by new dancer.

X Factor - Long haired posho Ben. I know he'll probably win so it's good to get my hatred of him out from the start. Also Ray and McDonald Bros and other BOYS who were never going to go first as they are BOYS.

I liked Eton Road I'm not sure why apart from the weirdness of 3 boyband boys and one emo boy. I'm very worried about Anthony he's too thin and looks vunerable. I expect an 'X Factor runied my life' story in 6 months.

The X Factor finalists

16-24s (Simon Cowell)
Ashley
Leonna
Nikitta
Ray

The Groups (Louis Walsh)
4Sure
Eton Road
The MacDonald Brothers
The Unconventionals

Over 25s (Sharon Osbourne)
Ben
Dionne
Kerry
Robert

Our Anthony from Brookside and The Unconventionals are through. I don't think much of Sharon's group, she didn't choose Jonathan I thought he'd go on to the live bit. There really isn't anyone who seems that good. Eton Road should be amusing in the live shows I'm a bit scared of how very thin one of them is. Also scary the 16 year old Shaun who seemed anxious and oddly aggressive, when they filmed him at home his mother had exactly the same voice which made me laugh. He didn't get in thankfully.

Jamie Tinkler go home

I feel a bit sorry for Jamie Tinkler he's always auditioning for these programmes and now he seemed to be in a semi decent boyband (but no one likes boybands anymore) but then ooh we didn't know we had to tell the X factor bosses we were being managed by Ashley Tabor. That's Ashley Tabor who is on the X Factor credits...Ashley Tabor who appeared on the Xtra Factor quite a bit helping (practically managing) the Louis Walsh acts... Hmph!

Anyway double X Factor tonight we shall see if our Anthony from Brookside gets through to the live stage. I hope the Unconventionals get through I think it will amusing...then annoying in a G4 style.

I'm looking forward to SCD Even better a bloke is being kicked out tonight (then a woman next week) as long as it's not Matt the rugby or cricket bloke as he is dancing with The Lovely Lilia.

This just in

Make me a supermodel October 15th channel 5. I've never seen it before but if it's anything like Britain's next top model (and I'm assuming it's practically the same) then it just may be good and it has supplied trust me I'm a holiday rep with participants for two years so I'm assuming it has tears and tantrums in it which is always good.

I've finally seen the final of Britain's next top model I didn't really care who won but I like Lianna's hair best so good result! Abigail was second I secretly wanted Jasmia to beat her but it wasn't to be.