Sunday, November 21, 2004

Sunday Scandal-Rag Round Up

News of the Screws:
  • Jungle Phwoar-fare! Who Bares Wins!

  • JUNGLE babe Nancy Sorrell is already way out in front in the battle to be crowned queen of the jungle—and here's the proof. Nancy has declared: "I'm a Celebrity—but I'm NOT getting them out on the show."
    ...
    But Nancy's biggest worry is how she'll cope without her daily sex sessions with funnyman hubby Vic Reeves, 45. The blonde beauty—who once romped with comic Steve Coogan on a bed covered in £5,000 of £10 notes—joked: "We stick together like glue usually so it will be hard. "I will cope without sex for a couple of weeks—but that will be it."

  • Brian damage ~ Brian on verge of breakdown
    Star Harvey is on verge of a breakdown, fear mates...And Natalie sounds like she's off her rocker, too

    TROUBLED Brian Harvey will join the celebrities in the jungle today amid fears the death of his nan could push him over the edge. The former East 17 star has serious mental problems and has relied on anti-depressants since he threatened suicide in April. There are also fears Natalie Appleton could also crack up on the show.
    ...
    Natalie's mental state is also causing concern. Her husband Prodigy's Liam Howlett warned her against taking part but Natalie told the News of the World she wanted to use the show to tackle her obsessive behaviour. Natalie, 31, said: "I have a few things that I have to conquer within myself." She said: "I need to nip in the bud all the compulsive things that I do."

    good-o, stereotyping of people with mental health problems as loons and nutters starting already.


  • Sunday Mirror:
  • TOM HANKS' WARNING TO JUNGLE BUTLER
    TERRIFIED I'm a Celebrity stars had to parachute into the jungle during a rainstorm yesterday.
    ...
    Before his leap ex-Royal butler Burrell revealed his pal - movie star Tom Hanks - had left him an odd message. He said: "When I phoned home to say 'goodbye' to my boys, they very excitedly told me 'Daddy, Tom Hanks has sent you a message ... he says 'Don't let the bugs crawl up yer ass'!"

    In another twist, the other celebs - Sophie Anderton, Janet Street-Porter, Sheila Ferguson and Antonio 'Huggy Bear' Fergas - had to trek to camp on horseback, cowboy-style.


  • Sunday People:
  • SHE'S A CELEB RATTY GIVE 'ER HELL IN THERE!
    Nat was a drug-fuelled raging monster..her jungle pals will boil her in pot
    sez her ex in nasty Nat expose, yawn

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