After the local produce/history challenge, Tom and Nicola got closed. Hmm. Now it's not that they don't deserve it, what with Nicola's inability to cook on a large scale and the oven-hogging scandal last week and ffs what were they thinking chosing an Mosley/Mitford theme night? Who thinks, "ooh the leader of the Blackshirts and his lovely wife were interred in our restaurant during the war, such a glamorous couple, they got married at the home of Joseph Goebbels, with Adolf Hitler as guest of honour, I know let's have use that as a theme?"
But but but, that said, Mr Mardy-Arse Jeremy and what-is-she-doing-with-him Jane should've gone, for Jeremy's abject failure to know what's in season, adapt to anything he doesn't like and being in a perpetual sulk. Oh and making shite food despite not even keeping to the rules. Most of all for Jane's enabling of Jeremy, it's like Sam and Jacqui, what is it with these women making so many excuses and trying to cover up and work around their partner's useless self-obsessed immaturity?
Oh and while we're complaining, why is Your Fried not on BBC iPlayer this week hmm hhmm hmmmmm bah.