Sunday, February 05, 2006

Pete in the mirror


I KNEW she was a porno model - but she kept swearing on her mother's life it wasn't true. She was a good liar. God help her future husband when she's out f***ing someone else. They're trying to make her the nation's sweetheart, but to me she is utterly nauseating. I don't begrudge her the few beans she'll earn. But she'll get chewed up and spat out. Then she'll become a lap dancer, even though she's a terrible dancer.

Much fun in the sunday mirror.

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