Preston top(ish) of the Hit Parade

Preston in top ten with 'Boys Will Be Boys'

Dear People of Britain,

you want ska? get yourself a decent two-tone and/or trojan compilation. You like the mod thang? Let me introduce you to Mr Paul Weller.

Mind you why am I expecting any sense from a bunch of Barrymore voting, Pete hating fules who will probably pay money for Kandifloss's single?

yours etc

old bitter and twisted of manchester

Tabloid time

Chantelle is nekkid all over the news of the world, probably old pics as she has sold herself to the OK Star Express family.

Bad

Why is there no last day highlights show? Why? Why? WHY? Oh and feck being on BB I'd prefer to be on Big Brothers Big Mouth. Oh and please can we sack Davina and let Russell Brand do it? I wish someone would remind Davina and the crowd it is only a game show.

missing pete

take a deep breath before you click sfw unless you're a politician

For Clazza.... and you miss this?
Bless.

"At home with the Burns's"

I miss Pete. I want Pete back on my tv. I need someone to make a new reality tv show filming Pete, Mr Pete and Mrs Pete.

I DEMAND TO HAVE MORE PETE.

Hail to Chantelle

so the pretty bubbly little ray of sunshine wins CBB! The non celeb. I guess if you think about it actually Michael Barrymore did win the celeb bit.
I was most impressed that she held her own, didn't dissolve into floods of tears. She's a bit dim at times but she makes up for it in happy sunny and warm personality. I predict she'll make a small fortune and go very far.
Maggot came across extremely well too and third place was excellent. I don't think we saw nearly enough of the guy. There were other's being far too extreme and stealing the air time.
I was shocked Preston came 4th. He was my fav but I think Chantelle had a massive part of the vote and the others were Pretty much bunched up together.
Jodie Marsh has a face like a sucked lemon. Pete was booed and heckled (annoyingly, I wanted to hear him talk) No one deserves boo's (except GG)
I'm sad it's all over. I think me Clazza and Jude should audition for BB7 and God help them all!
Ah well...on with the ice skating!

Snow

Ooh it seems to be snowing a little bit outside the house on the live feed. Bet Davina wishes she wasn't so thin and cold now. They have had flowers from BB, I think Preston asked for them. Also they've had a little drinky. Pete is walking round with his backside hanging out, how entertaining. Remember kiddies BB starts at 8.30 tonight.

Final day

Poor Clarrie! I will be in front of tv with nibbles and things.

Chantelle is going to win apparently, I'm happy with that. I don't really care who wins out of who is left. I suppose Pete is too vile to win, I love him!

disaster

I will be on the train during the final tomorrow night. sob sob sob ....

pet-ty

tee hee

Labour activists delivered cat food to the London home and office of Respect MP George Galloway

I voted!

I couldn't help myself. VOTE PETE VOTE PETE VOTE PETE.

Dennis was awful on BBLB. AWFUL. I'm having an attack of the capitals.

I will leave you with a nice pic.

in my liverpool home ...

Aww, Pete's scared of the living room. I can't help thinking of the episode of the Liver Birds when Beryl (or was it Carol?) painted her bedroom yellow against sensible Nerys's advice, then couldn't sleep there for fear of the wild horses coming to get her.

classic, classy liver birds

Gorgeous George: what the papers say

Gruaniad: Out of the frying pan into the ire

McCall presented him with a montage of recent newspaper headlines, and he fell silent. "George, I see you biting your lip nervously there," she said. "Oh dear", was all Mr Galloway said. "Oh dear". He sat stony-faced for much of the rest of the debriefing, ...

It is not in itself a criticism of Mr Galloway to say that he had addressed tensions in the Big Brother house with the same unsmiling fury he had previously brought to national politics, and may yet bring again, if he can make himself heard over the barrage of cat impressions he can expect next time he enters the House of Commons.

Indie: The voters decide: Galloway is evicted from 'Big Brother' to face public ridicule

A week may be a long time in politics but for George Galloway the bizarre events of the last 21 days could yet account for a whole career. ... surreally, when it comes to Mr Galloway's reputation with the public, it may be that his links with Saddam's Iraq count for less than his dealings with a former game-show host and a transvestite former pop star.

Times: As he read the hooting headlines, it slowly sank in: trouble, deep trouble

... now that the nation has had nearly three weeks to witness 52-year-old George Galloway, MP for Bethnal Green & Bow, go out of his way to destroy his career by taking part in a notoriously ludicrous game show, we can only speculate just how much the intellect is robbed by the passing of the years.

Torygraph: Oh brother, cat-wannabe George is let out of the house

Labour MP Steve Pound told Channel 4's Richard and Judy. "When he returns to the Commons there is going to be such a chorus of 'Meow'. He'll have a saucer of milk waiting for him and a litter tray."

(somehow forgets to mention they owe him £150,000)

S*n: I've lost my last election

Britain’s most hated man said: “Well actually, I’m not standing in any other elections so that was my last election and I lost it, hey!”

(I don't like him much either but 'Britain's most hated man'?)

Mirror: GALLOWAY TOLD TO PUSS OFF!

Mail: 'Cocky Galloway has lost respect forever'

thank f*ck CBB is ending soon

While I could happily watch The Pete for several more weeks, I am suffering serious health-threatening side-effects. When you find yourself lusting after a Motorala Pebl, laughing at Russel Brand and agreeing with Vanessa Feltz, you know it's time to hit the off button.

George trots out

... and another old trot rings BBBM to slag him off. Tsk, these Trots, too busy fighting each other to fight the real bad guys. No wonder the left is in such a mess .... [insert discourse on Militant, SWP, the British far-left in the 1980s, etc] Anyway bwahahaha @ George's trying to put a brave face on being boo-ed, on seeing his press, on being told how everyone's laffing at the cat incident. Heh heh heh. I'm no fan of Michael B's but anyone who's met Uday and Sadam Hussein yet describes a washed up comic as the most self-obsessed person he's ever met, deserves everything he gets. Touch of genius getting Paxman on, you could smell the fear coming off His Gorgeousness.

Right, I'm off to watch the Newsnight Galloway Special.

Booooooooooooo him

"The cheat in this picture will be vividly evident to everyone watching" So sez George. How true.

I'm going nowhere tonight I want to stay in and BOOOOOOO The George BOOOOO him BOOOOOOO. What a fantastic BB last night. Best ever. I hope they have some oldies (as in 30 plus ha) in the proper BB now.

I still like Pete though even the last two shows it has been hard. I think he'll love being boooed though.

So... Preston or Chantelle to win? I'm sure Chantelle will get her (sigh) glamour career anyway. Pete and Preston can have a race to number one. It'll be like popstars the rivals all over again.

Jan 30th this is out.



I'm still hoping there is secretly another week to go.

am I bovvered?

Last night's row (just shown on tonight's C4 show) has to be one of the best BB happenings ever. Top quality bitcharama. They were all in the wrong, of course, which just made it even more fun. Even Pete, who I'm starting to go off - but at least you could never say he bitches behind people's backs, he says exactly the same to people's faces. Hightlight, tho, was Michael's refusal to diminish his character. Bwaahahahaha.

Confused? You will be

Banker task sounds fun. Shame it is second chance Sunday on E4 so no live streaming.

Ice ice baby

I'm hooked already on dancing on ice the best/worst person (Andy) has already gone. Boo hoo. When he came on the ice for his introduction and fell over I nearly died laughing. Good idea stealing Jason Gardner from the beeb (strictly dance fever judge) he's already called Andy a telly tubby, Dame Kelly a man in drag and accused someone of botox. Well done. I think John Barrowman will win, he better do as I love him, and on the itv2 show they talked to his boyfriend who is unsurprisingly lovely. The itv2 presenter/berk went into the audience and asked 'what's your name' to Susan Hampshire, the berk. He is an idiot.

Double eviction

Wednesday's double eviction is out of the Baby Chantelle, the towering Dennis and the diplomatic (not) George.
George will definitely go but it should be a tight race between Chantelle and Dennis.
I think Dennis will go. But we shall see.
Pete's very happy he's not up. I think they're all surprised Traci isn't up, but it's odd because the housemates seem to nominate fairly... If you've had too many eviction nights they won't vote for you.
Pete's having a good bitch about Jodie Marsh again.It's fair to say they don't like her.
Chantelle seems happy she's up for the chop. She misses her Mum. Preston however, looks miserable. Bless.