ferocious mr f*ckup

Bye Bye Syed. No surpise there. He lies, he cheats, he smarms, he's fired. Next week's interview task is going to be great, as they all get shaken up and shaken out hah. Two get fired tho boo. I hope one will be Paul. He truly is David Brent. Telling Ansell about the wonders of Rome, he summed up it's attractions as "You can see the Colliseum, where they filmed some of the Gladiator"

In other news: like Christmas, BB gets earlier every year. OMG it's only 3 weeks away!

and you thought I couldn't get any worse

I have a new TV Shame - Ferocious Mr Fixit.

Just in case you haven't seen it, it's a sort of chav version of "Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares". Instead of posh restaurants, Mr Fixit goes round firstly secretly filming and then shouting at the workers in factories and hairdressers accross the land - althought as with the Ramsay show, it's always turns out it's mostly the boss's fault.

Bizzarely I have a fleeting thing for Alasdair. This obsession I have for domineering Scotsmen is something I should possibly seek therapy for. Ring ring "Hello, is that the Trisha show? I'd like to apply to be a guest on your next 'Help, I keep fancying blokes who remind me subconscioulsy of my dad' show"

Auf Wiedersehen pet

What was the woman with the worst catchphrase in reality tv wearing on project catwalk runway this week? Did she come straight from chicago-the-musical? It was so short, when she got up out of her seat she was tugging it down. I did love her OMGWTFISSSSSTHAT!!!!????? face when she saw Austin's 'wedding' dress that was good.

Liverpool nil

I didn't mind last week's Strictly Dance Fever 'shock' result (as in it wasn't Aravon and Paul I presume) but this weeks... Rob and Dawn! Rob and Dawn! I'm not liking that one bit.

What's to blame?

1. Liverpool forgetting to vote
2. Rob's Granddad
3. The royal family being werewolves
4. 'They came top last week so everyone else will vote for them' thoughts around the country
5. Me voting for Aravon Paul.
6. No one else watching

Don't vote on your mobile it seems to cost 80p. That is my first and only vote of the series then.

Can anyone tell me the point of

1. Not having at least one weekday catch up show
2. The 'little brother' show being on before the results show

The sooner they put me in charge the better!

Tuan done gone

Tuan got the shove from the Apprentice this week. No-one was surprised, Tuan didn't even really care that much. He was quite sweet but sweet don't cut it with Sir A. Meanwhile Ruth steams full force ahead. Even the House Doctor loves her. Look, we have Badger badges

even better than the real thing

Just watched Project Runway for the first time. The judges aren't a patch on Julien, but what totally class contestants! Am loving the one who stars in the ikea ads

separated at birth?

but of course I am with Jude, my favourite has to be Austin. Fashion designer with bouffy hair, lilac shirt and a cravat throws himself over a chaise and sobs his heart out. What more could you ask of any reality tv show?

Surely

The last two in The Apprentice are going to be...





in my humble seeing into the future probably wrong view...





The Badger and Ansell?



In Badger news The Badger is splitting up from her husband and becoming a Manchester lesbian. Maybe. How exciting!

I like The Badger but I did not like the end of this weeks programme how they made it look like she was about to get fired in the trailer for next week. Boo hiss. Meanies.

Drunk

The strictly dance fever site, not me.

Meet Paul Culsahw and Aravon McCann. Paul is the dancer who nearly made it in series one. Aravon is a the linedancer and mother of two.

Meet JP Omari and Stacey Gaunt. JP is Streetdancer who lives in Brighton. Stacey is a dancer who loves to get funky.

Drunk I tell you. I am very annoyed there is no daily show how will we see the high jinks from the mansion?

Show Times Saturday April 15, 6.10pm & 9.25pm on BBC ONE 7.15pm on BBC THREE

3 shows a week? How can I get addicted on that. I need want to see lots of clips of Aravon missing her children and her dog grooming and generally being 38 while everyone around her is 22 ish.

Just one more, I know it only amuses me.

Meet Paul MaGuire and Pamela Smith. Paul is an account manager who loves to Jive.

Wild.