I'd Do Anything

Search for Oliver and Nancy coming to the BBC (not) soon (enough)

I'd Do Anything will be looking to find an actress for the role of Nancy and three young actors who will take turns as Oliver in the Lionel Bart musical

I want to see it NOW please. I don't know what happened to the rumoured My Fair Lady.

Highlarious

Craig Revel Horwood singing on it takes two thank the lord for youtube. I'm speechless except for the sound of hysterical laughing. Last time he sang I thought he was quite good... he's still my favourite in fact I hate all the other judges on Strictly now that Arlene has gone weird randomly shouting pole and Poland at people.

Big Mouth

James Corden and Matthew Horne are the new Big Brother's Big Mouth presenters but it doesn't make it clear if it's just for Celebrity Hijack next month. I'm not keen on them anyway and Gavin & Stacey is a bit rubbish too. Other things I'm not keen on are Cerys Matthews in her pants in tabloids. Urgh.