Ziggy next door

Ziggy's in the house next door or the HWH as you have to call it by law. He volunteered as he was scared Chanelle was coming back to the main house (I lie).

Oh yeah Kara-Louise (the one that's not a glamour model or stripper) and David (the one that's Scottish) are now in the main house.

Gone (again)

Left gone out of there. Woo. Chanelle is no more in the BB house. At last thank god.

Me and Carole can be happy now (as if).

Oh ffs

She is still there. Ridiculous. If she can't go right now for some mysterious BB reason why announce it on the BB site?

Chanelle went... then came back... then went again...

Chanelle gone. HIP HIP HOORAY.

The female house next door-ers aren't any improvement though. Sigh... no sign of Pete Burns or anyone from Castaway.

Ffs she's come out of the diary room................. oh she's forgotten something LEAVE ALREADY... Carole, Liam and Welsh newbie with odd name are talking about her and Gerry's crying etc and she's in the next room like she's back but she's not. LEAVE!

I can't believe she's still there even though she's left. Stop stalking us poor viewers and LEAVE!

Then she went again then came back... bored now. Channel 4 and digi spy both said she had left so it was official. I'm very annoyed.

More amusing rumours

Hassan from Castaway to join BB house! Or ex BB housemates as it is Big Brother's birthday (apparently the first one started on the 14 July 2000). Or none of those. I'm still waiting for Pete Burns.

I like rumours

RUMOURS that PETE BURNS is to be sent into the Big Brother house are circulating.

It is claimed that Pete — who starred in last year’s Celeb BB — has been in secret talks with producers.

There is also speculation that two new contestants will enter the house tonight. A Channel 4 spokeswoman said: “There’s nothing to report.

Probably just a lovely rumour...

Yeah whatever I'm better than you anyway 'what's on tv'

And did I mention I won a show about being a clown or something?

Happy weddingness

Pete Burns has married the long suffering Michael and it's all being filmed for Living. Yay! From Ireland on line.

I hate BB twists that don't start right away. I already hate the woman involved just because she was on a programme called 'Balls of Steel' that sounds highly annoying.