Kinga In

New Housemate was Kinga. Returned. She could have found an outfit that didn't show her bra strap, and had her roots done. Ah well. Wonder if they'll like Kinga the Minga.

Stop Press

New Housemate entering the Madhouse Big Brother House at 9pm tonight in a live show.
Other news Orlaith bares all the the frankly Classy News of the World
Sex sex and more sex with loads of men and naked Orlaith

Orlaith Goes

Orlaith kept her promise and walked at 10.30 this morning. She was made up to the nines and was sooo excited to be seeing her mammy again. Makosi then spend hours in Black clothing mourning the loss of her two 'friends' right!!! The two friends she didn't vote for and bitched about constantly for weeks.
Sickening.

Cracked Craig

FBI most wanted

1ST class psycho. Would you let him cut your hair, more to the point would you let him cut your husbands hair?
/shiver

Kemal Out

OH NO NOT ME!

So the brave little Diva is out. Good. He was annoying and I had enough of him. His lapdog fixation to the awful Makosi was bad TV. BUT I do regard him as a good housemate and was watchable.
Orlaith reckons she's walking at 10 am tomorrow mrning. She's going on and on about it to a tearful Makosi whose begging her to stay. FFS 2 faced bitch and shut the feck up Orla if you're going piss off.

Big Brother 6: RSPCA complain about the kitten

Big Brother 6: RSPCA complain about the kitten

So the RSPCA get the right idea about the little persian kitten. I wouldn't let any of those freaks near my baby kittens. TBH though, the kitty looked more inquisitive than anything.
Hmmmmm

Dry flat hair? You need volume root lift by Derek Laud. 

Craig and AntHony have lots of fun in the BB house. 

How deep is your Love? I'd really need to learn. Cos we're living in a world of fools. Bringing us down............ Ain't love Just grand 

Noms

Kemal and Orlaith got the least votes (as they were voting for who they want to stay) and are up for eviction this week.

Also today they have a task that involves dressing up in silly wigs Kemal loves it, he is also a secret agent for BB in the task or something!

Little Kitty, party games and nom twist

The housemates had a little task and had to choose between BOOZE or a little kitty in the house for an hour (oh and beauty products that's probably the thing they wanted).

Obviously I am upset that Paddy the BB dog isn't the only fluffy animal that's been on BB now. The poor thing was terrified anyway.



In other BB news they played pass the parcel and Craig won a teddy and duh duh DURRRRR this week the housemates nominated for who they wanted to STAY not go. Ooh.

Argh

Science is GONE! Poor Science he was a family fave (in my family anyway). Davina's interview was rubbish (surprise!) I miss him already.

Kemal

On a clip (talking at the end) from the Pop idol 2 auditions here.

Guess what?

Task failed! Again! They failed the first two days and passed todays so overall fail. Orlaith and Eugene were very good at todays which was an obstacle course with the dog housemates blindfolded. Makosi cried through hers after going through some dirt, doesn't she know dogs love dirt?

Noms

This weeks are Orlaith and Science. Orlaith says she wants to go. I don't want Science to go or just one woman to be left. Why did they put more men in than woman this year? It is ridiculous as everyone knows the women are voted out quicker. Next time we need about three more women than men.

Duckies!

Today the housemate doggies have to round up real life duckies in the garden and make them go from a pen to under a bar and back to the pen. Kemal thought they were swans! Oh dear. Science was paired with Eugene but did all the work himself he thinks he could open his own farm now.

Doggies!

Anthony, Eugene, Makosi and Science are doggies in this weeks task the rest are dog trainers. They have already had a dog show with Eugene juggling, Makosi making a dog balloon, Science dancing and Anthony playing pool!

Of course a certain someone is Anthony's trainer.

Trash

Now we get down to the nitty gritty. Ladmag Nuts, and the vile Saskia. 'Even we can't believe the pictures they say'. Right.

E4 text ticker

Another thing that makes me want to harm my fellow BB fans. After the eviction last night it came on E4 with the usual moronic text comments scrolling along the bottom of the screen but then I pressed the red button and it went off. Result!

Bye Bye Vanessa

Poor thing. I really do not see the entertainment in a 19 year old being upset on live tv. It is things like this that make me ashamed of watching BB. I hate the eviction crowd and their booing anyway but especially when the evicted housemate is so upset and Davina...well I went off her last year but I hope she is proud to have such a job... I am back to liking Maskosi after tonight I believed her that she would rather go than Vanessa. I'm sure (ish) Anthony or Craig will win in the end though.

Amusing

BB wrote that there was 'a mole in the house' on a mirror. Craig read it as 'there is a male in the house' Craig cracks me up, just the way he said it made me laugh so much.

Predictable

Olympic task FAILED. The cyclists (Anthony and Craig) got no points whatsoever.

So the nominations this week...

The housemates believe that Craig, Anthony and Kemal are up for nomination but they aren't. The above three are the only ones that nominated this week so the rest of the housemates are up for nomination and then the two that get the most votes from the public will then be up for a vote in the house. I think that's right! Hmm not sure I like it, why bother voting when the housemates have the last say?

Makosi fever hits Parliament

Everyone just wants to be Makosi


"We are Makosi"

Horse, Kemal.

Kemal did rather well with the wordy test last night, it's hard trying to concentrate on one thing and answer another. But the messages from home were rather dull and flat tbh, apart from Kemal's who had been so worried. Bless.
I am really loving those funny animal clips, I like Derek the cat all excited and Maxwell the monkey "'ow much time 'ave you got?" I could watch them more than the show!

Nominations????

So...BB said they would be optional nominations between 6am and 9am this morning. I don't like this lying task. It's confusing.

It may be worth it to see Craig confused.

At the end of the daaay," said Craig, "I'm not ashamed that I nominated."

Tabloids

Michelle and Stu split?

Makosi sacked?

Max wants Saskia

Sam goes topless on holiday

Cleaning 'task' and lie task

Not much of a task but they have to clean the house with hairnets on (yes there will be a reward). Orlaith took her top off to put her apron on and now reminds me of the braless wonder from Seinfeld. Kemal is poorly sick and in bed.

But also this hmm...

For this week's task Big Brother intends to tell some prize porkies. An envelope was delivered to the House, via the gold door, telling the Housemates that Big Brother will lie to them twice before Friday's eviction. "You guys are amazing," the note ended.

gotta love Eugene

discussing Stella-gate with Craig & AnTHony, he informs them he does not approve of the post-modification of the shopping list. Post-mocification. Aww. Maximum geek points.

Shouting lager lager lager

The house is back split after last nights party. Craig's crime of adding cans of Stella to the shopping list has been discovered. £3.98 on lager when they had one pound (a day) each this week! The housemates were unsure how much it was, guessing between £3 and £7 (but that was Vanessa) I looked on tesco.com and it's the above price. Anthony said it was wrong but he was going to drink it anyway as only he likes lager. Dear god can they not find a lager lass to go on BB it is embarrassing how girly the umm girls/women are with booze. Kemal is outraged.

Happy happy joy joy

I am so pleased Maxwell is out. He can't win now, yay. I am pleased to see the back of him and his idiotic behaviour. WOO! YAY!

Tonight I did like Science's party especially Craig and Vanessa's Team Britney dance reunion.

bye-bye BadMan

Wooooo Hooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Maxwell gone! Maxwell out! Maxwell evicted! The living personification of S*n Readership out of the house. Yes! I so totally love it when twunts like Max find out that the Great British Public doesn't acutally worship the ground they walk on, and has inexplicably failed to find their 'antics' humourous. Is it just me, or is "I had to sleep with one eye open [with Kemal around]" horribly close to "backs against the wall"?

Anyway, Ding Dong the Wanker's Dead!

Please let Maxwell be evicted

I so want him to go away, horrid man.

More thoughts on Makosi's "pregnancy scare". I think she was being a drama queen for maximum effect. If she really does think she might be pregnant, the possibility of an unplanned pregnancy is not something someone should have to go thro on live on TV. And what kind of nurse needs a homosexualist to tell her about the morning after pill? And most of all, why doesn't BB supply condoms as a matter of course?. They want people to sh*g, obv, so they should supply condoms.

The ever 'tasteful' Lesleh 

Is Makosi insane?

She thinks she's pregnant???? She won't tell the Daddy???? She has a name for it???? I'm very glad I'm not in Anthony's family right now.

Nominations in

Up for eviction are Maxwell and Science. MAXWELL and Science. VOTE MAXWELL. MAXWELL OUT. MAXWELL MAXWELL MAXWELL.

Oh and to prove they have no contact with the outside world this happened this afternoon. They were doing a word game for the holiday task (which they have failed btw) and Eugene said 'Wouldn't it be funny if Carol Vorderman and Richard Whiteley came out now'. OOPS. Poor dead Richard.

what???!!

BBLB Dermot refering to the 'Strong Women' in the house as like 'Alien' hmph!
(the monster in the film for those non horror movie watchers. I lurve a bit of horror me!)

Hmmm

Maxwell loses at strip poker yet AGAIN. What will sassy saskia say "Ye Noddy"

blah blah blah

outbreak of nekkid jacuziness in the house tonight, possibly booze induced, constant cuts to gnomeshots make it hard to work out what's going on tho. Eugene (nice cup of tea in hand) and Science having fully clothed chat inside. Orlaith is attempting to apply lipgloss while in the pool, weirdness. OMG now she's snogging Craig! AnTHony told him to stop being gay a few minutes ago, obv he's taken it to heart.

Article in today's paper about the racial divide in the BB house:

Deprived of their booze - a constant source of worry - Saskia and Maxwell unleashed a torrent of abuse that skated close to outright racism and must have had Channel 4 management in a cold sweat. ... when he heard the new housemates' names (Eugene, Orlaith and Kinga) Maxwell worried that they "don't sound English. I wonder where they're from?". Crawley, Belfast and London, in fact. ...

Big Brother has always had ethnic-minority contestants, but the high proportion this year seems to have made racial divisions more pointed. In previous series black contestants have tended to lose out in voting against white rivals. This year, however, the public has chosen to evict white contestants, suggesting the audience is less concerned about race than a clique of the contestants.

The Ghetto Playground

Found on the wonderful B3Ta. Kinda sums up the balance of the playground. Bet Craig is the one who cries to his mum every time, and Saskia is the pretty princess who is spiteful and pinches. Derek is a know it all and has a nanny. Ant and Max are always in trouble and tell poo jokes a lot. Science doesn't mix. Vanestha thinks about food constantly. Eugene has Aspergers and Makosi? Teachers Pet but v v v sly and knows how to work her parents to get ANYTHING. Kemal must be in detention for nicking the teachers lipgloss.

It's ok Anthony Craigs tongue hasn't left a mark. 

bah

No twist after all tsk. Tho it was fun to see all of the previous night's goings on. Max is a very very bad man. And Craig makes me sick.

Saskia A goner

Damn I wanted Maxwell the fat bully out. Oh well its broken up now. Davina asked her if she was worried about Maxwell and Orlaith. She replied. "No!! why would he want Cheeseburger when he can have steak".
FFS What ever does she think of herself?. I detest her with a passion.I never want to see her on my TV screen again.
Tralalalalala

more twists than a twisty thing

tonight's eviction show is extended for 25 minutes. Ooooh. Is it to allow time for all the booing? Is it Kinga going back in? Is it (please please please) Max being evicted by BB for breaking rules with his water throwing, aggressive, intimidatory and vote discussing goings on? oooh .....