It's a shame about Ray

That he hasn't gone of course. I was quite excited about someone from Brookside being on the 'x factor' but that has definitely worn off. Two women out in the shock! (not) double eviction Dionne and Kerrie and Ashley in the bottom three (ha ha serves him right for forgetting his words). I like Leona but not as much as I like the fact that next week is ABBA WEEK! WOO! Eton Rd were rubbish I hate mack the knife.

Over on 'strictly come dancing' her from Casualty and her abusive dancing partner went. SCD should have an ABBA WEEK! WOO! as well.

Supermodel sack shocker

Guess who? Ha ha ha HA HA!

Make Me a Supermodel Extra presenter Jasmine Lennard has been sacked for insulting panel judge Rachel Hunter. Lennard, 21, dubbed Hunter "Rachel munter" on the Extra programme on Five's sister channel Five Life.

I wish I'd watched the Extra show now. In bad MMAS news James (Asda) and Kerrie (Goth) both out. I did lose the will to live through the first bit of the 90 minutes (!?!?) live eviction show yesterday but after a glass of wine it got a bit better... I liked Unanimous but the Extra show of that I turned off after a few minutes. Boring!

Unanimous

I wonder if this will be total rubbish? I forgot it was on! Now if I can't remember a reality show where someone can win a million is on then who will?

I'm more bothered if James gets kicked out of sooperdooper model tonight. Waz be gone. Please.

If I can have one wish this weekend it is Ray to get thrown out of x factor on big band week. That would be good. I hope the rumour of two going is true (that's right I want rid of both of the McDonald Bros ha).

Ridicule is nothing to be scared of

Except on reality tv. Ho ho. Adam Ant to appear on 'Celebrity Big Brother'? At last I may be able to spy on Adam Ant 24 hours a day my 12 year old self would be happy. But then is reality tv a place for 'troubled' people? I think not.

It's the weekend that means me glued to reality tv

SCD - Spoony out hurrah. Well done to judge Bruno Tonioli for saying 'the hills are alive with the sound of bullshit' before 6pm. That was the best bit. I love Bruno.

X Factor - 4sure out boo. I hate Ben. I hate Ben. I hate Ben.

On X Factor Aftermath (it's a show!) when Ben appeared they played Creep hahaha I was very happy about that. Sunday Mirror blah blah Ben sex addict blah...

Anna's suspicions were confirmed when she found love notes from Siobhan to Ben, calling herself his "beautiful Princess Mermaid of the sea".

Eww.

On make me a sooperdooper model they rather cruelly got rid of Jono aka mini Russell from Big Brothers Big Mouth. James is my fave though I liked him in his Asda uniform on the first show.

Five, you are spoiling us

Hurrah I'm back in reality teevee land with the return of Make me a supermodel - now with added Boyz! and now with added Supermodel's Big Mouth Little Brother featuring Anthony "who?" Crank and Jasmine "don't you know who I am?" Lennard and her dodgy wig collection.


And then, as if that wasn't enough excitement, during the show I see trailers for Sleb Salon! "Trust Me I'm a Beauty Therapist" Suzie Quattro gives colonic irrigation!?!?! Starts tonight at 11, crack back & sac fans

Bad night in reality land

Oh noooooooooo. Ian Waite and Mica Paris kicked off SCD shocker! I'm upset. And The Unconventionals kicked off X Factor, what a rubbish night.

People who should of been kicked off -

SCD- Woman from Casualty I've never heard of, partnered by new dancer.

X Factor - Long haired posho Ben. I know he'll probably win so it's good to get my hatred of him out from the start. Also Ray and McDonald Bros and other BOYS who were never going to go first as they are BOYS.

I liked Eton Road I'm not sure why apart from the weirdness of 3 boyband boys and one emo boy. I'm very worried about Anthony he's too thin and looks vunerable. I expect an 'X Factor runied my life' story in 6 months.

The X Factor finalists

16-24s (Simon Cowell)
Ashley
Leonna
Nikitta
Ray

The Groups (Louis Walsh)
4Sure
Eton Road
The MacDonald Brothers
The Unconventionals

Over 25s (Sharon Osbourne)
Ben
Dionne
Kerry
Robert

Our Anthony from Brookside and The Unconventionals are through. I don't think much of Sharon's group, she didn't choose Jonathan I thought he'd go on to the live bit. There really isn't anyone who seems that good. Eton Road should be amusing in the live shows I'm a bit scared of how very thin one of them is. Also scary the 16 year old Shaun who seemed anxious and oddly aggressive, when they filmed him at home his mother had exactly the same voice which made me laugh. He didn't get in thankfully.

Jamie Tinkler go home

I feel a bit sorry for Jamie Tinkler he's always auditioning for these programmes and now he seemed to be in a semi decent boyband (but no one likes boybands anymore) but then ooh we didn't know we had to tell the X factor bosses we were being managed by Ashley Tabor. That's Ashley Tabor who is on the X Factor credits...Ashley Tabor who appeared on the Xtra Factor quite a bit helping (practically managing) the Louis Walsh acts... Hmph!

Anyway double X Factor tonight we shall see if our Anthony from Brookside gets through to the live stage. I hope the Unconventionals get through I think it will amusing...then annoying in a G4 style.

I'm looking forward to SCD Even better a bloke is being kicked out tonight (then a woman next week) as long as it's not Matt the rugby or cricket bloke as he is dancing with The Lovely Lilia.

This just in

Make me a supermodel October 15th channel 5. I've never seen it before but if it's anything like Britain's next top model (and I'm assuming it's practically the same) then it just may be good and it has supplied trust me I'm a holiday rep with participants for two years so I'm assuming it has tears and tantrums in it which is always good.

I've finally seen the final of Britain's next top model I didn't really care who won but I like Lianna's hair best so good result! Abigail was second I secretly wanted Jasmia to beat her but it wasn't to be.

You don't say

Love Island Gascoigne furious with "horrible" Calum

He treated me like a princess. And then he just sh*gged me and f***ed off. I feel completely used by him. He's just a horrible womaniser who only cares about himself.

Umm he's Calum Best that's what he does isn't it? I think anyone who sleeps with Calum Best etc have had enough warning about what they do from the tabloids. You'd think so anyway.

X Factor double bill tonight. Boot camp. At last. Thank god no more auditions.

told you it should've been the Badger

Michelle Dewberry and Sir Alan have "parted company".

A source told the Sunday Mirror: "It just wasn't working out. Sir Alan and Michelle had huge hopes for the partnership when she won the hit BBC2 series. They really felt it would be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.

"But it just hasn't worked out the way either side had hoped. It feels like the whole thing has been cursed. There's been one problem after another, and in the end both decided it was best to call it quits."

Very important news

Ahead of the very important Britain's Next Top Model final we have this news.

Miss Clancy's ‘people' have declared she's changed her name to Abbey so she won't be confused with that other glamour girl Abi Titmuss.

She'll always be DRUG SHAME Abigail to me.

And there's more...

IN FRONT of the cameras they are all smiles. But behind the scenes, a series of bitter rows have driven a wedge between Abigail Clancy and the other girls jostling to become Britain's Next Top Model.

All smiles on camera? Umm no!

Trust me I'm an ex butler type

Now that the model has gone hopefully we can now have some reality tv gold. Much better than some model we have a replacement in the shape of Paul Burrell. That's much better why wasn't he in it from the start?

I think the one thing TMIAHR has proved is you can never hear enough Hearsay karaoke.

do you mind?

I know I said I like Mr Rivron but I have no need whatsoever to see his todger in glorious technicolour on my telly box. I feel quite poorly.

I demand to have some jungle!

IAC new series when does it start when when when? Rumours of this year's contestants:

• token nutty American to be David Gest (Liza Minelli's bizzaro ex) ?? Same story says maybe Jasmine Lennard too? Oh yes please she was aces on TMIAHR1
• Digispy have Rachel Stevens, Danny off Emerdale, DJ Wes Butters and Hollyoaks star Gemma Atkinson.
• This year's omg wtf is *he* doing on there old punk self publicist to be Malcom Mclaren?
• Not Colin and Justin off How not to decorate

We will of course bring our 'high court judge's guide' to the contestants when the show starts.

Trust Me I'm a Holiday Rep

Ooh it's back on 5 tonight! I did enjoy last years... Jodie Marsh and that bloke from Corrie it was the romance of the century... On to this years

Lucy Rusedski (tennis WAG) and Andy Goldstein (google tells me that bloke who used to be in those annoying BB talk talk ads) present a new series of the show which follows celebrities as they spend ten days learning how to be holiday reps. Comedian and pundit Rowland Rivron; Noel Sullivan, formerly of pop band Hear'Say; heiress and 'It' girl Emma Jones (google image tells me she's blonde); celebrity chef Nancy Lam; party-loving DJ Brandon Block and model Samantha Rowley (google says she's from make me a supermodel) arrive in Crete and meet head rep Julie.

Maria over bring on the next one

Connie (good Maria) won HDYSAPL Maria. Hurrah. Siobhan (bad Maria) came third ha ha ha. Helena (bottom two Maria) came second unbelievable! I liked the names they gave all the Marias, I don't know why Connie was 'intense Maria' apart from the fact she was scary and intense! My Siobhan torment isn't over though as a 'major record company' want to talk to her about a 'major record contract'. Life is not fair.

Reality news! (apparently)

Pete has dumped Nikki apparently.

IACGMOOH is struggling for celebs apparently. Rachel Stevens (S club) and Gemma Atkinson (hollyoaks apparently?!?!) rumoured.

Lisa Mail! Abigail is still in Britain's Next Top Model. If she doesn't turn up on IACGMOOH or Celeb BB or something I will be surprised or she'll bring out a single or something. Am I the only one who goes all 'awwww' when they show the pic at the end and one fades away... it's sad like when they turn the lights out at the end of BB... anyway no talking about BNTM as I don't get to see it until days after everyone else. Only two programmes left. Lianna, Abigail, Jasmia or Amber? I do not know!

The Match! On sky three on a Friday for all us freeview losers. Mikey BB didn't make it through first round. HA HA!

Strictly Come Dancing Pics

SCD partner pics are up on the BBC website.

Rugby or cricket bloke Matt and The Lovely Lilia look slightly uncomfortable. Maybe he has realised what he's let himself in for.


Emma and The Lovely Darren look like they have been replaced by looky likeys.



Brendan looks still traumatised from Love Island. So would you if you were beaten by Calum 'one L' Best.

Strictly Come Dancing YAY!

Hurry up October. Press release with the new line-up.

Emma Bunton (Spice obv) and The Lovely Darren Bennett
Georgina Bouzova (the usual Casualty one I have never heard of) and James Jordan
Claire King (Emmerdale & Bad Girls) and Love Island loser runner up (was robbed) Brendan Cole
Louisa Lytton (Ruby Eastenders) and Vincent Simone
Mica Paris (singer and new BBC presenter) and Ian Waite
Jan Ravens (Dead Ringers) and (the laydees love him) Anton Du Beke
Carol Smillie (smiley smiley Carol Smilie) and Matthew Cutler

Matt Dawson (rugby) and The Lovely Lilia Kopylova
Ray Fearon (Nathan in Corrie) and Camilla Dallerup
Nicholas Owen (ITV News) and Nicole Cutler
Mark Ramprakash (cricket) and (digi spy forum fave) Karen Hardy
Peter Schmeichel (not dog from Corrie) and Erin Boag
DJ Spoony (DJ obv) and Aleksandra 'Ola' Jordan
Jimmy Tarbuck (Lisa's Dad) and Flavia Cacace

Previous winners - Brendan, The Lovely Darren, The Lovely Lilia. Their celebs better be good, if any of them (and Anton and Camilla and Karen) go out early I will be very annoyed.

tsk tsk tsk

Big Brother draw broke ad rules

Big Brother's Golden Ticket draw to select a new housemate breached prize promotion rules, industry watchdogs have announced.

Nestle, Channel 4 and Endemol failed to have an independent observer present when a winning number was picked, according to the Advertising Standards Authority.