reality (tv) check

Could someone please explain to Sheree the difference between Television and Real Life? Just because Ticia in Emmerdale died as a result of a tree being struck by lightning, doesn't mean that this is going to happen to her in real life.

there's a turn up

David Dickenson voted out. Didn't expect that. S'good tho. Serves him right, nasty orange man.

kimmy wimmy

"Kimberley’s face reflected the range of emotions she was going through - "Should I stay or should I go?"..."

The only emotion the bitch has shown all week then. Can't wait to see it.

I am not alone

Mormon Undies Watch going on over on the Digispy boards, too.

Craig! More crazy pics!

He really is the gift that just keeps on giving at the mo. More pics! More! His sulky face makes me laugh. In other news...Was Sid really in the bottom two? YAY! I hope it wasn't a pretend bottom two.

Bye Jills

Goodbye Jilly. Your hair offended me anyways.. and your voice and..... well everything actually... but let me get this straight. More people voted for Bobby Ball than Sid?
WHAT?
Didn't Kimberly look good on the side of the Copter? Pouting perfection I say.
Can't see her going back to camp TBH # ribs are rather painful.

Jilly was robbed!

bah! I can't believe it. Well I can. The way they set her up in the editing, it was inevitable. Pah.

tsk

you people, what are you like? Honestly, the things some people google for. Sorry but this blog is not the place to come for chico xfactor c*ck photo. Nor have we any michelle bass n*de. We're liking the googler for "I'm a celebrity" "cannon and Ball" sexism, tho.

Kim! Kopter! Latest!

She's cracked a rib, apparantly

Kim! Kopter! Drama! Breaking! News!

oooh
Kim in Celeb copter horror sez the Sun

I'M A Celebrity contestant Kimberley Davies has been rushed to hospital after she tried to jump from a helicopter into a lake, it was reported today.

The ex-Neighbours star, 32, was airlifted to hospital at 2.30am UK time when she fell awkwardly in the water and suffered a shoulder injury, news.com.au reported.

bye bye Bobby

Bobby Ball evicted last night. Or was it Tommy? Oh yeah, Tommy. Whatever, that's half of Cannon & Ball down and half to go. Although I could almost wish Mr Perma-tan Dickenson gone in his stead. I can't make my mind up, does he really hate women or is he just scared of us? Bit of both, I expect.

since you've been gone

owing to Life, I haven't seen much of IAC ... for the past two days. There was something about a Jungle Jail on tv, I vaguely remember, but it's all a bit hazy. Anyway, all back to normal tonight in time for the first eviction hurrah! but it seems that Jilly is fave to go booo! also Kimberly. Shame it's not Cannon and Ball. If we could vote both of them off as an item, I might be tempted to break my self-imposed reality tv voting boycott.

Observer Journo on Carol T:

A childhood regime of emotional neglect, boarding school and outdoor sports has certainly prepared Carol for the social and physical rigours of the jungle.

Some people we used to know

BB party for Christmas or something. Check out page 3 for amusing Craig pics. I hope it's true about him being on Celeb Fat Fit Club

It's Karen and Bill!

So happy very happy. Bill Turnbull is annoying. I liked that Arlene got up and hugged him when he got his marching orders though. Aww see Strictly Come Dancing is one big happy family really. They're all doing two dances next week woo. I love this programme it is so funny. I liked Anton in pink that made me laugh, him and Patsy were in the bottom two again how unfair. I read in the tabloids today Camilla has left James Martin (her celeb dance partner and alleged partner in other ways) and gone back to dirty rotten (left her for his celeb dance partner in series one) Brendan. It is all so complicated this dancing and partner swapping.

Over to best news ever.

Strictly Dance Fever Is back and Graham needs you!

Graham Norton will soon be on the road looking for new contestants to compete in a the second series - to be broadcast in 2006.

WOO! Just the word Lindyhop makes me excited. I can't remember if Craig is a judge on SDF I hope so.

IACGMOOH - That trial was a bit boring it was like a ride at Blackpool except way up in the air. The boring old men are still boring me.

X Factor - Simon Simon Simon... as lovely as Chico the person is, saving him is going too far, but everyone thinks you did it so Louis didn't have to, so whatever! I did enjoy Andy messing up at the beginning of his song. Ha ha.

Rats

I smell a rat. A big one. Do the makers of X Factor think us reality TV bloggers are dumb?
First Loser Louis Walsh threatens to walk out of the show that gives him front page room. Then he 'returns' to a heros welcome... then Simon chucks off his own group over the dreadful Chico?
Fixed bloody fixed. Fixed so Louis didn't have to make the ultimate decision. I hate the Toothy Conways but Chico?
My electric toothbrush has more going for it. Least it has a purpose in life.

bye bye baby

WTF Has TPT got on? Some weird hanky shaped top, that's cut out at her pubic area and a dark ,very very short skirt. I keep looking and thinking the black micro skirt is some rather bushy pubes.
Also the top is highly unflattering, her boobs are sagging dreadfully.
She looks like a right slapper.
I'm off to Manchester with Clarrie.
Pray for me.
Pray for her.....
This is the word according to Trin.
xxx

Racy ! ? !

Jenny Frost has made a valiant attempt at spicing up jungle repartee by playing the 'porn star name' game with fellow I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here contestants.

About as racy as something very unracy. I'm bored of all the old men in the jungle and the young(er) ones they're not much better. Probably as they just sit around and do no trials. They should do the trials in order it is stupid all this voting and so predictable.

buggy

I hate the Bug Eating night. One year I phoned HTV to complain about cruelty to the live little buggers, but the spectacle continues year after year.
I was secretly (just between me and you) pleased that tonight's event happened with little fuss from Jilly and Carol. Carol is indeed as Iron as her Mother. She perfomed the task with the most matter of factness of them all. I guess we were meant to snigger and gasp at her chewing on a testicle and sucking the skin off a kangaroos' penis? Yeah yeah yeah.
I'm still vexed that those little bugs are eaten alive though. I'm pretty sure it's much less cruel to stamp on them.

I love Craig

EXCLUSIVE: 'SCRUBBER' PATSY
By Cameron Robertson

STRICTLY Come Dancing judge Craig Revel Horwood has branded ex-EastEnders star Patsy Palmer "a scrubber in a puffa jacket".

Horwood, 38, slammed her after she criticised the panel's opinions on the BBC1 dance show.

The Australian choreographer added: "I was furious, I shouldn't have to defend myself to a two-bit actress off a second-rate soap.

"She claimed the judges didn't have any dancing experience when we're all ex-professionals.

"All she had to do was look at the internet to see my CV.

"Patsy needs to stop giving everyone attitude, pull her head in and start listening.

"Although, she has scrubbed up quite well on the show for a scrubber in a puffa jacket who cries all the time." Patsy, 33, partners expert Anton Du Beke, 22, in the show and has made it through to the last six.

Horwood praised the other celebrity dancers - Zoe Ball, Bill Turnbull, Darren Gough, Colin Jackson and James Martin.

He said: "This year's contestants are the best we've ever had, especially the men." He told today's Now magazine that he approved of Zoe Ball having extra tuition with a choreographer. "I don't think it's cheating - it just shows a bit more commitment."

Strictly Come Dancing was narrowly beaten last Saturday by its ITV1 rival. The X Factor got a peak 10.2million viewers, compared to 9.4million for the BBC's ballroom challenge.

But Harwood said that the X Factor, featuring music experts Simon Cowell and Sharon Osbourne, resorted to cheap tricks to keep their viewers.

He argued: "It's all staged and scripted. The judges make the headlines because the contestants aren't interesting."

Craig is so funny (in all sorts of ways) and he has toned down the orangeness since being mocked daily on Celebrity Fame Academy. My fave SCD moments were Craig v Julian Clary last series. But back to the article, it spells Craig's name Harwood and Horwood and says...Anton is 22! If he's claiming to be 22 then so am I.

In other news...Louis Walsh it is claimed has left the X Factor. Hmm I doubt it wouldn't he get sued walking out of his contract?

I quite liked Jungle Drums today

Apart from half way through when I fell asleep. Janet Street Porter was good slagging everyone off saying Kimberly had had loads of botox and Davinia Taylor joining in. I couldn't remember if Davinia Taylor was the one who's been in the press (all that Sadie Frost Kate Moss stuff) and rehab lately so I googled and it was her. She's Jenny Frosts best mate apparently.