tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-92604582012-01-31T16:11:09.862Zwe watch so you don't have toclarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.comBlogger11911100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-46446609630034930852008-04-03T11:06:00.003+01:002008-04-03T11:16:01.546+01:00

Both the firer and the fire-ee were v. poor on last night's Apprentice. As the BraLady said on You're Fired, Shazia totally did not deserve to get fired on the strength of her performance in the task but she totally did on the her performance in the board room. She was too meek and mild, she should have been fighting her corner and telling Sir A how it was her who set up the laundry tracking

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-80876495120372415482008-03-27T11:06:00.004Z2008-03-27T11:31:40.222Z

Huzza! for the new series of the Apprentice wot have started last night. And huzzah for this year's bunch of tossers shaping up nicely to be an even bigger bunch of tossers than previous series. (Unfortunately I missed the first 15 mins (boo hiss) and due to the death of my laptop [minute's slience] can't watch again or watch the contestant clips on the website).Obv Nicholas needed to get fired

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-31590768874864685552008-02-26T19:01:00.010Z2008-02-26T19:13:48.673Z

Blokes - Phil Tufnell (blokey) Nick Hancock (quizy) Lembit Opik MP (cheeky) and ex-Sun editor Kelvin MacKenzie (Piers Morgany).Womenz - Kirstie Allsopp (bossy), Lisa Snowdon (modely) Clare Balding (excellent) Louise Redknapp (waggy) and Ann Summers chief Jacqueline Gold (she hates Katie Hopkins which is good enough for me.From the BBC... Each team will be given empty adjoining stores in London's

Judenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-73896860842147012512008-02-16T16:47:00.003Z2008-02-16T17:03:55.083Z

Blimey they are a load of slags in the BB USA house. I love it! You can watch it online at realitytvfan.org... which is good as my Thursdays are chocka with Catwalk and American Idol. Talking of AI woe is me they didn't put that geeky bloke (Kyle) through. Me sad. Plus the Grace Kelly bloke he should of got through.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-42210761696522738412008-02-03T20:20:00.000Z2008-02-03T20:22:37.337Z

Starting soon. I'm very much watching that... if I can fit it in to my busy catwalkmodelidol watching.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-29098383990914878752008-01-28T14:43:00.000Z2008-01-28T14:57:53.646Z

I have enjoyed you! I think probably because I've always wanted stuff like bands to play in the house and celebs dropping in to happen on BB as this stuff seems to happen on other big bruvs but not ours. I'm not sure who is going to win in fact I have no clue which is good. The faves throughout have been Anthony and John but Amy is in the running... or is she... I hope so. It's hard to tell as DS

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-88763611009572223072008-01-23T16:40:00.000Z2008-01-23T16:44:28.666Z

I'm slightly starstruck and surprised the housemates know who she is. Except AnTHony who was muttering about 'Roxanne from Moulin Rouge...' I can't stand to hear AnTHony speak since the Hollyoaks day when his ego exploded. I kind of 'like' Emilia sort of in an evil way but I hope she goes tonight to annoy Jeremy Alan Partridge.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-79289428751120628652008-01-14T13:14:00.000Z2008-01-14T14:03:04.874Z

Project Catwalk is as naught without his high-camp bitchery. Ms Grazia just can't cut it in the fashmagslag stakes. Episode 1 challenge was to make an outfit from one of the other contestant's clothes. James was chucked off for making something rubbish. Random jottings on some of the others:Debbie - giving yourself a fancy name doesn't make you more interesting. And I know you're self taught

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-47084138559763571802008-01-13T16:36:00.000Z2008-01-13T16:45:37.295Z

*Insert sad smilie here.* I'm so annoyed at those Big Mouth presenters and the voice over when she was evicted it was so idiotic (especially for nice Jade) 'Loser' etc... BB people have lost the plot if they think that is amusing.I'm also annoyed at all the boring random people rushing in and out of the house.1. 'Cameraman'2. Peaches Geldof and other person dressed up - all the HMs totally

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-4459610249130515202008-01-10T14:27:00.000Z2008-01-10T14:34:42.505Z

Russell's stunt didn't quite work and it upset John (well that was the other housemates fault) but Jade was the only one who thought it was a stunt. Woo well done Jade! I'm worried Jeremy is going to win... Janet Street Porter today. Good. I'm a bit sick of male celebs now. "We haven't got time to sort out what you look like," she added as the girls preened themselves for the cameras. "Oh my God,

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-75065582322965544412008-01-09T15:35:00.000Z2008-01-09T15:51:54.616Z

Victor or Jeremy? Both so annoying and pathetic... Jeremy in a Alan Partridge way and Victor in a 'the new John McCririck' way. I'd actually quite like them to stay in the house to annoy me but Jade must stay even though I'm sure she'll go. I have decided Amy is all good. But back to Jade according to the offish site Jade is going to be shown footage of other housemates being mean to her... gee

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-36709004937352009972008-01-08T14:34:00.000Z2008-01-08T14:36:49.053Z

Putting on a play and spending all day doing bad accents (Jeremy) not good. Russell today, there is a Morrissey pic up. Nice. John McCririck tomorrow.Liam's 'orgy' talk what the feck... just shut up stop talking please.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-64273790000221740592008-01-08T13:07:00.000Z2008-01-08T13:14:50.640Z

If ever in doubt about your course in life, ask yourself what would Richard do?

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-53833499226653173172008-01-07T15:37:00.000Z2008-01-07T15:49:56.061Z

Jeremy and Emilia. It's a bit suspicious like she heard the word racing driver and then decided to stick to him. I mean he has nothing else going for him so it must be the fact he may one day be rich. He is a bit Alan Partridge. I do like Emilia though I am in awe at her circus-ness.I'm amused by Liam and his pants. He has bad pants but this doesn't stop him from modelling them around the house

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-11414275797191768932008-01-07T14:50:00.000Z2008-01-07T15:22:52.959Z

Ian Wright was a bit of a perv or was that just me? (possibly). Russell Brand is doing it on Tuesday... Kelly Osbourne today and it is nominations, people are already saying they've done what they came for and don't mind if they go etc... I hope all the women stay (unlikely) I like them all. Well I could let Amy (Mills McCartney) go but the other 4 are rather good. It would be a shame to lose

Judenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-4573627388970094592008-01-07T11:33:00.000Z2008-01-07T11:44:44.624Z

I'm trying not to watch the new Celeb BB hijack thigmny, I don't have time to get to grips with the rules of another reality teevee show let alone watch every day. I must keep telling myself that before it sucks me in ....Meanwhile I am happily waiting to be sucked into the new series of Project Catwalk, which starts tonight on SkyOne, I'm hoping it will be repeated soon for us poor deprived

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-84895696902523756682008-01-04T14:52:00.000Z2008-01-04T14:57:31.395Z

Dermot much better than Davina non shocker, he even said 'don't boo' at one point.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-38993435026475134082008-01-04T14:15:00.000Z2008-12-11T18:58:47.733Z

Telling the racing driver (could only be called Jeremy) he looked like Harry Potter, telling John to say 'cake' randomly and to say he could do whatever they could do, 'I can dance'. Best was 'I wrote the sound of music'.The programme had 3.1 million viewers on channel 4 but E4's extra half hour coverage had 1.69 million viewers beating the previous highest E4 made programme Skins last year.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-65536096609170371032008-01-03T00:10:00.000Z2008-12-11T18:58:48.781Z

There is a Jade, a John (pictured below), two circus performers and a conceptual artist who seems a bit like Shell. Maybe. Well she's blonde anyway...And the first celeb is Matt Lucas.More HM details here.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-62815165522314656732007-12-21T16:14:00.000Z2007-12-21T16:19:04.085Z

Search for Oliver and Nancy coming to the BBC (not) soon (enough) I'd Do Anything will be looking to find an actress for the role of Nancy and three young actors who will take turns as Oliver in the Lionel Bart musical I want to see it NOW please. I don't know what happened to the rumoured My Fair Lady.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-8655039129096432712007-12-08T14:44:00.000Z2007-12-08T14:55:56.325Z

Craig Revel Horwood singing on it takes two thank the lord for youtube. I'm speechless except for the sound of hysterical laughing. Last time he sang I thought he was quite good... he's still my favourite in fact I hate all the other judges on Strictly now that Arlene has gone weird randomly shouting pole and Poland at people.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-84289536196577938712007-12-05T14:36:00.000Z2007-12-05T14:40:53.707Z

James Corden and Matthew Horne are the new Big Brother's Big Mouth presenters but it doesn't make it clear if it's just for Celebrity Hijack next month. I'm not keen on them anyway and Gavin & Stacey is a bit rubbish too. Other things I'm not keen on are Cerys Matthews in her pants in tabloids. Urgh.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-31765883353455393322007-11-27T19:06:00.000Z2007-11-27T19:13:21.087Z

Dermot is leaving BBLB. Oh well BB is over that's it then. I'm off to have a Nikki style tantrum.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-91943105352852944812007-11-24T00:29:00.000Z2007-11-24T00:35:03.268Z

The pig men still in and Lynne out. I'm making a sad face. I expect J (blind as a bat) and Gemma (not many bikini shots yet) will be in the last four so that will be exciting... Trial - John and J.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-88835975755003551382007-11-22T23:40:00.000Z2007-11-22T23:49:51.599Z

She just wasn't evil enough on this programme and people were a little bit disappointed. I'm overjoyed Lynne and Cerys are still in.The new evil one Marc Bannerman has been behaving oddly on itv2 I see, first telling strange jokes for no reason and then assaulting a toad with a mop... Trial people today - Anna and Rodney.

Judenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-21615108283900435632007-11-22T17:53:00.000Z2007-11-22T18:37:49.711Z

Poor Marc's girlf. Bad Marc for trying to get it on with another girl in t'jungle. Not good to watch him mugging his way thro his exit interview while knowing he's been dumped for making a twat of himself, tho. Then again ..."The gossip is it's all a set-up, that they (Marc and Sarah) agreed Marc would go in and flirt outrageously with someone." hmmmm .... not sure that his ashed-faced

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-29662805321127724232007-11-22T00:02:00.000Z2007-11-22T00:07:35.536Z

Yay a bloke out first, not the right one but the pig men were all immune. Hopefully Cerys can shine on her own now... Gemma is doing the trial, Cerys may be doing it too but I only saw Gemma in the trial gear but they (Lynne, Katie and Biggins) were talking about them both so may be both. That's right I'm watching the live feed on itv.com I am that sad.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-37594316804751217972007-11-20T12:25:00.000Z2007-11-20T21:03:14.042Z

... in this series of IAC, post-PremiumrateGate, we never hear A'n'D telling us how close the voting is and urging us to vote now, there's just a few votes in it. Coincidence, I'm sure. Likewise how some stars are now excluded from a trial "on medical advice". Hmmmm, is it all possible that in previous series the results were rigged so that "unwell" slebs didn't have to take part in a

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-64898087489480492312007-11-14T00:37:00.000Z2007-11-14T16:22:01.694Z

I love the two camps shame they are being joined together today. On the live streaming Lynne and The Evil Katie are talking about business... Lynne is more successful than you btw Evil Katie in case you didn't know... I'm very glad two people (at the mo) are doing the trials as one person being voted all the time is so very boring. Hopefully John will lose the trial like Rodney did... In other

Judenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-27998528350113151282007-11-13T15:06:00.000Z2007-11-13T15:11:42.331Z

Woo. She should have a name a bit more evil than Katie it doesn't suit her. They've put her in Team Bitch (Snake Rock) which is strange as Team Nice need a bitch more. I was watching The Crocs last night on the website streaming and they are being too nice.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-70457212270750298392007-11-12T10:00:00.001Z2007-11-12T10:08:16.613Z

Malcolm is now saying he left because it's all a fix, not because of the snakes.McLaren, 61, said he left the show because it was 'fake' and 'fixed'. The former Sex Pistols manager said: 'This is not a reality show, it's a fake. They know who's going to win and lose. There are about 550 people in the jungle. It might have been a jungle once upon a time, but now it's a film set' claims

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-60027746855998074732007-11-11T14:26:00.001Z2007-11-11T14:35:33.593Z

In bikini news Gemma Atkinson is only taking two bikinis and Marc Bannerman won't go naked as he doesn't want to offend his mother, better take a bikini or two then.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-31877840899888771482007-11-11T12:59:00.000Z2007-11-11T13:04:46.454Z

According to Gold Coast News, Malcom McLaren has walked out of I'm a Celebrity before it even starts broadcasting, after they told him about the nasty snakes.I've said it before and I'll say it again, never mind yer so-called punk icons, we want Jimmy Cricket. He even has his own wellies.

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-1308392793464314922007-11-10T00:04:00.000Z2007-11-10T00:55:50.089Z

Anna Ryder Richardson ~ changing roomsCerys Matthews ~ YAY 'cited. Cerys to win Cerys to win Cerys to win Cerys to winGemma Atkinson ~ soapstar superstarJanice Dickinson ~ YAY mad. Janice to come secondJason "J" Brown ~ 5IVEJohn Burton Race ~ tv cooking show typeLynne Franks ~ ab fab typeMalcolm McLaren ~ malcolm mclaren typeMarc Bannerman ~ eastenders typeRodney Marsh ~ football typeI'm sure

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-62648778764914386432007-11-08T12:01:00.000Z2007-11-08T12:04:29.158Z

IAC line up announced in today's papers:Anna Ryder Richardson: TV make-over expert, best known for her stint on BBC1's Changing Rooms.Gemma Atkinson: Bikini-friendly former Hollyoaks actress who takes on the mantle of this year's obligatory tabloid 'babe'; unsurprisingly used to illustrate most of the papers' coverage today.Rodney Marsh: Soccer star turned pundit; fired by Sky Sports after a "

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-50951649487299007752007-10-30T18:33:00.000Z2007-10-30T18:46:25.946Z

Could the judges and (some) fans of Strictly please stop moaning about two of the chosen ones being in the bottom two especially the judges who don't seem to realise they are on a popularity contest on the tv. The result was brilliant except Penny needed to go out.The main thing is that James Jordan the mean pig dancer is out. Ha hahahaha. I really don't like him...

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-27018662416677722992007-10-29T22:13:00.000Z2007-11-06T15:33:27.801Z

New series of Beauty and the Geek has started on E4 and although I hate the premise of the show (it is not, in fact, impossible for girls to be both smart and beautiful; boys too, of course). I'm loving most of the geeks (although none of this lot track monkeys with lasers booo). Fave so far is Nate, what's not to love about someone who's in a Star Wars tribute band? The editing of the girls

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-87067727543865415372007-10-28T21:33:00.000Z2007-10-28T21:48:33.969Z

new series of I'm a Celebrity starts on 12 November. Yay-ish. Bit worried about the quality of guests, last rumour I heard was Dennis Rodman gah plus masses of people I have never heard off plus maybe Richard Fairbrass (Daz ads obviously not paying enough). Not that it matters so long as The Geordie Messiahs are presenting, phone-in scandal or no phone-in scandal (just because they're exec

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-20491754312606932302007-10-28T14:26:00.000Z2007-10-28T14:32:23.341Z

I see he's been snuck into the Celeb Scissorhands cast, excellent news. There are far too many reality tv things on tonight - Strictly, Runway, America's next top and Scissorhands... grr.Excellent X Factor result smug Daniel out and some mad songs - build me up buttercup and stayin alive... what the feck? and Strictly slight spoiler............................... interesting bottom two on

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-13292916888026883902007-10-20T19:33:00.000+01:002007-11-27T19:12:42.961Z

Who the hell chose that for him? Odd. Predictably after hating Same Difference I now love them, I'm all for a Steps revival at any time. I hope all the kiddies who like High School Musical vote for them. My fave bit was when Dermot kissed the bloke. Anyway Same Difference for Eurovision please.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-77312420899108420992007-10-20T14:12:00.000+01:002007-10-20T14:18:01.103+01:00

Ok I hated him the first (and second and third) time I saw him but at least he is different from the others. From The Mirror He goes around in a black balaclava when he's about to perform, like something from the IRA, so he doesn't catch a cold." I hope Rhydian doesn't go out of the X Factor tonight he needs to stay for amusement.Michael Barry says: "Rhydian told me they sent him an email telling

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-8356486851636273622007-10-18T13:55:00.000+01:002007-10-18T13:59:39.774+01:00

The Apprentice series one tonight. I'm tempted to record even though I have it on dvd from ebay, except I lent it to my sister and she never gave it back hmph. Dave has gone up in my estimation now.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-16838014561517963752007-10-17T23:03:00.000+01:002007-10-17T23:11:31.910+01:00

Bloody Mardy Jeremy and Weepy Jane won. Obviously on the final challenge, while perky twins Jess and Laura were organising themselves, decorating their restaurant, planning menus, buying food, cooking it, etc etc, Jane was crying and Jeremy was like a rabbit trapped in the headlights at the market. Have to give Jezza credit tho, as he patted a wailing Jane on the shoulder and supportively gave

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-18899842964545961682007-10-13T10:51:00.000+01:002007-10-13T10:53:20.773+01:00

Oh no bad Raymond bad bad bad for firing lovely Laura and not-quite-so-lovely Grant. Now the final is between the PerkyTwins and Mr MoodyChops and I have a horrible feeling Moody Jezza's poncey food is going to appeal to Raymond more than the Wholesome Twins' wholesome whole foods and so Jeremy will win aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-29989553016426237122007-10-08T21:37:00.000+01:002007-10-08T21:37:21.396+01:00

Professional cockney sparrow Martine McCutcheon is going to be a judge in The Lord's next tv show My Fair Lady. I bloody love that fillum. I'm a good girl I am.

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-68191289622469255382007-10-08T15:49:00.000+01:002007-10-08T15:56:50.062+01:00

belated Restaurant news. Last week's challenge was Lloyd & Adwoa vs Grant & Laura. wtf? how did it happen that one of those two (who should be the 2 finalists imo) is getting eliminated when mardy-bastard-Jeremy is safe into the next round? Anyway Lloyd & Adwoa got closed, which was the right decision 'on the night', on the basis of the particulalry stoopid 'singles night' challenge. Jeremy

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-83700576253087939572007-10-08T15:09:00.000+01:002007-10-08T15:14:18.110+01:00

Hmm... from the offish site. Big Brother's been hijacked!Many celebrities have caused chaos ON Big Brother, but in January 2008 - for the first time ever - a rogues gallery of stars, slebs and boffins will be seizing control to actually BECOME Big Brother.From dictating tasks to interrogating inmates and controlling nominations the great, good and ghastly will be ripping up the rule book, holding

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-57692150884673874072007-10-08T14:45:00.001+01:002007-10-08T14:51:31.101+01:00

America's Next Top Model is on Freeview!!!!!! At last!!!!! (Virgin 1) Of course it is on a Sunday, day of Runway and SCD but I will find a way to watch it. My fave programme ever Seinfeld is on before it too.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-21005932566168383762007-10-07T21:39:00.000+01:002007-10-07T21:45:34.397+01:00

I hope you didn't miss the doggy dress-up fest, Judeee.Fabulous episode description from Gothamist (warning spoiler for dog episode in case you've recorded it). And Gothamist has this mouthwatering note ....And next week is the episode where someone gets kicked out. There were suspicions that the designer would be booted because of some portfolio discrepancies, but based on the previews, which

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-25449537319251314732007-10-07T00:31:00.000+01:002007-10-07T00:36:17.159+01:00

Been waiting for Project Runway to be on for two weeks on Sky 3... When is it on? When Strictly and the X Factor are on the other sides tomorrow... ARGH! I have already read the results for Strictly (the BBC will get what is coming to them one day for messing with the Strictly format/Sunday results/Saturday recording) and the X Factor on Digi Spy but I still have to watch/record them. I think

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-5012099871148454912007-09-29T19:49:00.000+01:002008-12-11T18:58:49.425Z

Liam looking like he is glad he was on BB this year and not a previous one...I'm disappointed tonight that I have seen no one (Peter Brame) on X Factor from Fame Academy as rumoured. Nice to see that Ricardo is still being employed on shampoo ads though. They should get him on Celeb Scissorhands.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-83147403852885539372007-09-27T14:30:00.001+01:002007-09-27T14:34:25.980+01:00

With new assistant manager... Mr Steve Strange... ha ha I hope that bit's true. I'm looking forward to Wife Swap on Sunday with Pete Burns and Razor Ruddock. Runway back next week. Woo.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-14582840967039141792007-09-26T17:37:00.000+01:002007-09-26T17:45:30.819+01:00

The beeb are messing with Strictly moving the results to Sunday and probably prerecording the results on a Saturday so they'll leak and it'll be like BB where you always know who will go. Hmph. Also the judges get the final say. Double hmph. In better news I'm watching America's Top Model 8 on you tube. Happy days! I hope Runway comes back to Sky 3 soon two weeks off is bad.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-79543926646650651162007-09-15T18:12:00.000+01:002007-09-15T18:24:50.494+01:00

After the local produce/history challenge, Tom and Nicola got closed. Hmm. Now it's not that they don't deserve it, what with Nicola's inability to cook on a large scale and the oven-hogging scandal last week and ffs what were they thinking chosing an Mosley/Mitford theme night? Who thinks, "ooh the leader of the Blackshirts and his lovely wife were interred in our restaurant during the war,

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-59580792821906940552007-09-13T14:35:00.000+01:002008-12-11T18:58:49.563Z

'Citing. The SCD list is up. Of most interest to me is who is dancing with my faves.Dominic Littlewood from morning tv with the lovely Lilia.Letitia Dean from Eastenders with the lovely DarrenKelly Brook from being photographed in her underwear with Brendan. See what they've done there? Ha ha.And the 'let's laugh at who they've put with Anton' this year goes to Kate Garraway. Just as long as they

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-78011247567353052222007-09-06T23:22:00.000+01:002007-09-06T23:28:33.083+01:00

Of Project Runway looks like it has some interesting people on it. I only taped it by chance as people at Digi Spy said it was series two being re shown. Could of done without seeing Santino again... I liked Jay's new look though.More at DS... Katie Hopkins (boo hiss hurrah) lined up perhaps for Cirque De Celebrité or IACGMOOH. I lasted all of 2 minutes watching Cirque De last series.

Judenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-53334953586168797622007-09-06T21:46:00.000+01:002007-09-06T21:53:33.295+01:00

Raymond Blanc: "so Sam and Jacqui, tell me why I shouldn't close your restaurant?"Jacqui: "We don't know about costing, food or service but we give great atmosphere."RB: "feck off you're closed"Go Bolton, Martin and Emma are saved - tho no thanks to BadMans Tom and Nicola hogging all the ovens. Looking forward to another chance to laugh at Sam on the hilarious-named spin-off "You're fried" (

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-66882207218442541362007-09-06T12:52:00.000+01:002007-09-06T17:12:34.409+01:00

The Restaurant is starting to annoy me now, with its foolish tasks the 'bottom three' have to do, to give the rubbish-but-good-telly couples a chance to stay in when it's obv to anyone that Raymond Blanc1 should just fire close them there and then. In fact they should get their own jazz drumsticks shoved up their arse after last night's2 performance, where Sam was too busy getting his drum kit

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-56810583751461132502007-09-02T01:04:00.000+01:002007-09-02T16:39:02.225+01:00

Adele Silva ~ Dipsy Emmerdale typeLee Ryan ~ Mad one from BlueBarry McGuigan ~ Boxer blokeAbigail Clancy ~ Abigail Clancy! Yay! Britain's Next Top Model loser/runner up and Scouse drug WAG. Will probably cook chunky chips.Rosie Boycott ~ Newspaper journo typeJim Davidson ~ Foul 'comedian''Challenge' Anneka Rice ~ Jumpsuits etcPaul Young ~ Wasn't he on Celeb Masterchef?Kelly LeBrock ~ Woman in red

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-33526607207210208992007-09-01T22:29:00.000+01:002007-09-01T22:37:44.597+01:00

Brian Belo won. I have no idea if this is good or bad. I didn't watch at all this year. Not out of any 'it's not as good as it used to be' snobbiness but because I just didn't have the time. Celebrity Big Bro has been cancelled for next year, which is a shame cos (apart from outbreaks of racism) it's better than the main show, more interesting people and a manageable timescale.

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-57264791732355135182007-08-30T22:57:00.000+01:002007-08-30T23:07:21.075+01:00

American woman and her jazzoid husband should've been fired closed for trying to foist a jazz band on their poor guests. But it was The Scottish Couple (Chris & Jade) who went, cos they missed Scotland boo hoo hoo aww bah. Bah I hates it when people are pathetic and throw in the towel cos they miss their mum/kid/homeland/teddy. If you're finding it hard because of those kind of things, then do

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-64335459739681313532007-08-30T13:31:00.000+01:002007-08-30T13:47:00.334+01:00

Well I tried to watch the first The Apprentice Restaurant last night, but as I was simulatenously attempting to master the rules of YuGiOh, I couldn't give it my full atention (clips on the website but not showing up on BBC iPlayer boo). Most of the contestants seem promising point-and-laugh-at-the-twunts material, but it is a complete rip-off of homage to The Apprentice, complete with same

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-49224883775873314862007-08-22T16:30:00.000+01:002007-08-22T16:31:28.103+01:00

Jim Davidson joins 'Hell's Kitchen'. 'Nuff said. Sigh.

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-13071617878823731872007-08-17T21:45:00.000+01:002008-12-11T18:58:49.868Z

Poor scrapheap Carole... brave Gerry... an emotional BB night... or not... I hope Freddy isn't being evicted as well. Monkety-Tunkety is still there anyway.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-37590824699115931082007-08-14T20:27:00.000+01:002007-12-05T14:44:32.879Z

Presenting Big Mouth this week and due to be on Wife Swap.

Judenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-24415966387617940322007-08-13T20:17:00.000+01:002007-08-13T20:20:02.920+01:00

Gerry says you can see the showers and the toilet on the internet feed. I'd like to complain mine seems to just feature people talking in a caravan and occasionally a bedroom.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-54097044936270842322007-08-12T16:20:00.000+01:002007-08-12T16:33:00.392+01:00

He's driving me mad, he is still whining about Laura, how awful she was but also how they all thought she was so popular because of her personality and her sense of humour. Umm the personality and sense of humour you and most of the house hated... I liked it when he hoovered up Monkety-Tunkety though. Death to Monkety Tunkety. When Jonty is waving him at the twins it's like Sexual Harassment

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-89891426644041746972007-08-08T20:30:00.000+01:002007-08-08T20:32:13.723+01:00

Rumours that Chanelle is returning in some form are annoying me.

Judenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-24532040575128571292007-08-06T18:51:00.000+01:002007-08-06T20:06:26.249+01:00

BB3 housemates Alex and Adele are in the BB house it's for a task they're not staying but how odd. Alex! Adele! Brian and Kara Louise are doing the task with them, Brian is unsurprisingly loving it. Brian - 'this is better than meeting Jennifer Lopez' I quite agree.In other news the twins are now one housemate... non surprise they will be leaving together.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-61419356202634634032007-08-06T16:27:00.000+01:002007-08-06T16:33:53.652+01:00

I'm a celebrity next series contestant rumours ....GazzaKatie BadMan HopkinsBarrymoreSally Psychic MorganPete yawn Doherty... all according to that impeccable source 'insiders told the Daily Star'oh and also Charley & Chanelle to be on Strictly Come Dancing.

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-81492892334433810982007-08-05T19:19:00.000+01:002007-08-05T19:35:19.580+01:00

Is the worst programme EVER. I think the only fun will be Bruno losing every single week. Arlene's group singing the Chili Peppers is the worse thing I have ever heard. I can't believe they have scrapped Strictly Dance Fever for this rubbish.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-67626729529107579792007-08-04T23:59:00.000+01:002007-08-05T00:07:26.116+01:00

on my holidays in lovely Pembrokeshire, where there is much reality teevee happenings. Sadly I found out about Connie's personal appearance in her home town(ish) too late to go along, but I did see many (many) trailers on the tellybox for Glyn's Eisteddfod news and Big Welsh Challenge.

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-44217660285008855912007-08-03T21:50:00.001+01:002008-12-11T18:58:50.410Z

Yay Tracey's still there.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-7671261649780374412007-08-02T12:58:00.000+01:002007-08-02T13:04:09.243+01:00

David, Shanessa, Tracey and Kara-Louise...I hate this week and all these twists just to get out who the people behind BB want out. They've just made it up as they went along, they haven't done what was announced on BBLB, they just changed it all.By all this I mean SAVE TRACEY!

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-85782541656944037662007-08-02T00:16:00.000+01:002007-08-02T00:36:46.707+01:00

In the house next door with David, Shannesa and umm the other one. What the point of all this backward and forwarding to the other house has been for I don't know. Except it was always going to be Tracey or Carole up for the vote me thinks. I hope Tracey stays.I'm not exactly believing this unbelievably contrived Liam and Amy thing. I hope she tells him to feck off and soon. Ziggy and Liam are

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-45610919602395744322007-08-01T13:53:00.000+01:002007-08-01T14:06:19.870+01:00

Chanelle has had her hair done by 'David Beckham's stylist' was it Aidee from The Salon? I imagine channel 4 have him on call, why didn't they get that bloke who was on Celebrity Scissorhands he 'invented' the Pob.In boring 'house not hair' news Liam is in the HWH/house next door as Shanessa (god help us) won the jack in the box task and is in the main house and she chose Liam to go next door.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-64552636524462650692007-07-30T20:44:00.000+01:002007-07-30T20:48:45.689+01:00

Ziggy's in the house next door or the HWH as you have to call it by law. He volunteered as he was scared Chanelle was coming back to the main house (I lie).Oh yeah Kara-Louise (the one that's not a glamour model or stripper) and David (the one that's Scottish) are now in the main house.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-36359043405629087042007-07-30T16:02:00.000+01:002007-07-30T16:04:57.554+01:00

Left gone out of there. Woo. Chanelle is no more in the BB house. At last thank god.Me and Carole can be happy now (as if).

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-28634023565234443322007-07-29T19:03:00.000+01:002007-07-29T19:05:11.386+01:00

She is still there. Ridiculous. If she can't go right now for some mysterious BB reason why announce it on the BB site?

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-29880711213908799442007-07-29T15:15:00.000+01:002007-07-29T15:52:13.000+01:00

Chanelle gone. HIP HIP HOORAY.The female house next door-ers aren't any improvement though. Sigh... no sign of Pete Burns or anyone from Castaway.Ffs she's come out of the diary room................. oh she's forgotten something LEAVE ALREADY... Carole, Liam and Welsh newbie with odd name are talking about her and Gerry's crying etc and she's in the next room like she's back but she's not. LEAVE!

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-45205352161092000002007-07-15T17:52:00.000+01:002007-07-15T18:00:13.672+01:00

Hassan from Castaway to join BB house! Or ex BB housemates as it is Big Brother's birthday (apparently the first one started on the 14 July 2000). Or none of those. I'm still waiting for Pete Burns.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-58047960743009122342007-07-13T13:59:00.000+01:002007-07-13T14:03:44.015+01:00

RUMOURS that PETE BURNS is to be sent into the Big Brother house are circulating.It is claimed that Pete — who starred in last year’s Celeb BB — has been in secret talks with producers.There is also speculation that two new contestants will enter the house tonight. A Channel 4 spokeswoman said: “There’s nothing to report. Probably just a lovely rumour...

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-50614203015616665792007-07-12T16:35:00.000+01:002007-07-12T16:39:33.808+01:00

And did I mention I won a show about being a clown or something?

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-62183249260609030132007-07-07T16:40:00.000+01:002008-12-11T18:58:50.734Z

Pete Burns has married the long suffering Michael and it's all being filmed for Living. Yay! From Ireland on line. I hate BB twists that don't start right away. I already hate the woman involved just because she was on a programme called 'Balls of Steel' that sounds highly annoying.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-10818001957269950832007-06-27T19:18:00.000+01:002007-07-07T16:52:04.516+01:00

Living the Dream no more. Celebrity Big Brother stars Chantelle Houghton and Samuel Preston have split after 10 months of marriage. Wow I'm so like not at all shocked... next Chanelle and Ziggy will be spitting up, then getting back together then spitting up, then getting back together.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-21944991579859672742007-06-26T20:43:00.000+01:002007-06-26T20:49:41.952+01:00

The people (viewers) who despise Charley. I don't know what the big fuss is apart from her fake tantrums as they are oh so so very rubbish but everything else is amusing. The best bit is how much she's hated though 'tis amusing. Anyway... Carole, Billi and Tracey up for eviction... Billi fave to go apparently. Ooh I love it when younger men are kicked out and older women are left in, their tiny

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-8903476081301455162007-06-22T13:53:00.000+01:002007-06-22T14:05:19.005+01:00

Louis Walsh is back on the X Factor? After all that fuss about him got rid of? Brian Friedman is going to become the show's creative director, coaching contestants in choreography and styling according to bbc news.So we're back to the Louis and Sharon show... grrreat. Of course this may all change in the next few days as Simon Cowell gets bored of Louis again.We are thrilled to have Louis back to

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-28768095133758561132007-06-21T14:42:00.000+01:002007-06-21T14:53:44.677+01:00

Liam! How did they come up with him? Why give them one minute to decide? An hour would of been better, why does everything on BB have a 50 minute boring build up then one minute for a decision. Liam! He's been there 5 days, I feel sorry for the others who may have got the money on their 5th day but now they've been in the house weeks and they're all bored with each other so give the money to a

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-20871903893357742232007-06-20T15:50:00.000+01:002007-12-05T14:44:32.880Z

Lesley (BB8) on Big Mouth 'I can't tell the difference between Charley and Brian' added to her 'Charley is playing the race card' remark on BBLB I've quite gone off her!Poor Gerry, his monkey was put in a condom last night... poor monkey. Chanelle's Betsy was as well but Betsy obviously enjoyed it as Chanelle wasn't upset (for once).Tonight - rumours blah Davina blah cash money blah secret lofts

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-35800541329496474922007-06-19T19:36:00.001+01:002007-06-19T19:41:33.391+01:00

Carole, Jonathan and Seany up for eviction. Boo.Boooooooo.Too early for Jonathan. I'm calling Age Concern, age discrimination is rife in the BB house.

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-69280465582823710302007-06-17T15:17:00.000+01:002007-06-17T15:37:43.011+01:00

I like Seany's new straight hair, I've decided I quite like him at the same time as quite hating him.I need a warning for Britain's got talent if on turning over from Dr Who you are confronted by fake blood, as someone who has become the most squeamish person ever in the last few years I can't take such things. Worse was to come though... that child singing... she's on the front of the Sunday

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-14423011326352402382007-06-16T14:51:00.000+01:002007-12-05T14:44:32.881Z

Too sweary and wears things saying 'romeo 1' and 'no 1 Essex boy' on them. I think that's enough reason to dislike someone on BB.The others... Liam seems too normal for BB (which probably means as he's a bloke he'll win) and Jonathan seems too rich. I love the way people think him (Mr Moneybags) and Carole should get together, I bet he'd be very upset to hear that (his friend on Big Mouth said

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-1234311532433619502007-06-15T13:15:00.000+01:002007-06-15T13:25:54.756+01:00

'Fellas' that's a strange word but one The Sun are using today. I prefer 'blokes'. So some blokes are arriving tonight, four of them and they are 'straight' I have no idea how they conducted this test to prove they are 'straight' but Ziggy will be happy... he loves the straights he does. One is apparently an ex cricket fella bloke who is now a tree surgeon. He'd be better off on strictly come

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-40170755385409542652007-06-13T14:50:00.000+01:002007-06-13T15:02:36.671+01:00

Shabnam on Britain's got talent clicky clicky youtubey type thing. I like Shabnam I think. I'm not sure, she's quite odd. I'm not watching Britain's got talent it seems strange. It's a reality tv programme (sort of), people are talking about it and I'm not watching it. Hmmmmmm. Something is odd about that. It's no pussycat dolls.I've decided who I hate the mostest, that would be Ziggy, actually

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-76204310800425290212007-06-12T23:39:00.000+01:002007-06-12T23:58:43.457+01:00

Katie firedKatie Hopkins, a contender on BBC One's The Apprentice, has been fired from her real job, her employer has confirmed.The Met Office, where the 31-year-old worked as a brand consultant, said she failed to pass a probationary period.... spokesman also denied reports that Katie was earning £90,000 as a brand manager for the organisation.After bowing out of the contest, she sold her story

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-34774180900635098382007-06-09T13:18:00.000+01:002007-06-09T13:38:30.124+01:00

Tee hee.Seany 'are you ok'?Ziggy 'no I'm straight'Lesley has left the building (boo hiss). I'm quite annoyed and extremely unsurprised.It is a bad day Joseph any dream will do will be over. I don't really care who wins as long as it's Lee.But if Lee wins it will be as predictable as when Connie won. Actually I really don't care who wins I just wish it wasn't finishing.Over on Grease... if evil

Judenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-47336483149443255092007-06-07T12:39:00.001+01:002007-06-07T12:57:13.294+01:00

So, penultimate Apprentice = the interview episode, where some of Sir A's mates grill the candidates and 3 get fired. Now deity knows I am no fan of Katie or Krisitna but I did think they were asked some very unfair and quite probably illegal questions about their single motherness and child care commitments. Margaret, you're a lawyer (also a woman), could you explain the Sex Discrimination

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-81172431036235575812007-06-07T12:11:00.000+01:002007-06-07T12:24:05.688+01:00

Now you'd have to be extremely stupid as well as racist to say that on this Big Brother. I like the way they are removing people in the middle of the night now. Pah me and my foolish sleeping and missing all the DRAMA!Another vote bites the dust then... How different from Shipwrecked where the stupid racist posh girl (thinks slaves are a good thing, sorry, thought slaves were a good thing, she

Judenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-40098371274348818592007-06-07T11:03:00.000+01:002007-06-07T11:03:53.996+01:00

Emily is removed from Big BrotherEmily Parr has been removed from the Big Brother house for using a racially offensive word to another housemate. The 19-year-old from Bristol was taken out of the compound at 0330 BST and was forbidden from having any further contact with the 11 other contestants. This week's eviction vote has been suspended, in which Emily was nominated along with Shabnam

clarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328895524555580359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9260458.post-13948873931838502142007-06-04T19:24:00.000+01:002008-12-11T18:58:51.555Z

So... Bristol my home city is on the BB map. Enter Emily Parr a nineteen year old Student who proclaimed on entry "There's this new music sweeping the country called Indie"Imagine my DJ cringing face. New music? Indie? Maybe I'd rather Tory posh chick Emily would fall off the Bristol map pretty swiftly.I did wonder whether people would watch BB8 after all the nastiness and controversy but people

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